We Play Life

The boys discuss the concept of millitant femmenism, glory holes and people covered in poop while sitting in very comfortable chairs.

Welcome back Ben Fox and James Quinn as the podcast gets hilariously abusive.

With Wimbledon annoying the ever-grumpy Ciaran, the duo discuss the meaning of facebook 'likes' and hideously millitant feminists. That last one provides some knee-slappers.

The pain of ignorant singletons plagues Jordie's mind this week as the duo recall their bro-love trip to Reading and the screening of Ciaran's grad film. There is also news from the world's biggest prison.

In the wake of the Xbone's turnaround, Jordie delves back into the online dating world and Ciaran talks about his imaginary friends.

After the phenominal event that was E3 2013, Jordie, Ciaran and returning pimp, Grady Woods, discuss their favourite moments, fears for the future and how much the Xbox One absolutely sucks balls (except from Grady). There is also a triumphant return to Jordie's alternative news (much better, this time) and Ciaran discusses having sex with tattoo'd people.

Its a glorious day on We Play Life as the podcast-renowned pimp of the East, Grady Woods, joins the conversational duo to discuss MMORPG's, his love for Halo and how much of a mug he is for spending hundreds of pounds on The Sims 3. The gang (yes, gang) discuss their E3 predictions, Jordie returns with another oddball dream and Ciaran sits in an odd position.

"Do you wanna die?" asks High School Jordie. If the answer is 'no,' then you best be listening to this incredible episode of everyone's favourite podcast, where Kano rips out Cyrax's heart, James Quinn walks like a troll and we apologise to Grady. And for those who play games, there is also speculation on having to masturbate the PS4, David Hayter's return to MGS5 and 'Jordie's Alternative News' makes a return. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.

With the long-awaited reveal of Microsoft's 360 successor, the We Play Life Brothers (like the Blues Brothers) have an intellectual discussion (i.e. moan-fest) over the pros and cons of the machine and speculate the future of console gaming. Outside of this comes more of what you expect, including the origin of the 'furry' fetish, horse indifference and that incident with Ciaran at the park. If that last line didn't grab you, nothing else will.

'This is a podcast filled with purity, Love and abstinence' is NOT the kind of statement this episode would promote. Prepare for another vile podcast concerning Ciaran's love for an Akon song and hate for secondhand games whilst Jordie brings back an old segment. Oh, and they do all of this whilst on their 4th highly alcoholic beverage.