Hey pals! Today, wrapping up Kiera Cass's Selection saga with THE ONE. We'll finally reveal whether the blonde teenage boy or the brown haired teenage boy wins the love triangle and explain how a book can be closed-door, no spice and still be a bodice ripper. The last 10% is shit-a-brick insane and the whole book makes much more sense when you remember it's Bachelor franchise fanfiction. Enjoy the show!

Brazen banter: Falling for propaganda! Rampant Cullen family voter fraud!

Cat Scale: 2

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Bellwether counties

Electoral college

History of Singapore

Birthstones

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Hey pals! It's our third anniversary and we're throwing our birthday party in the swamp, specifically the sexy sapphic swamp from Darva Green's SHE CAME FROM THE SWAMP. We're three years old now, and thankfully podcasts age like cats, because otherwise we'd be way too young to be reading smutty romance. We're celebrating all the support you've given us over three years as well as the love and joy we get from reading romance, and especially queer romance, in a world where a lot of people would rather we got neither. Here's to another great year!

Brazen banter: Stags striking out! Glass bottomed boats! What's the true definition of a murder cult? The complexities of being pulling by tiny dogs!

Cat Scale, Us: 15,005

Cat Scale, She Came from the Swamp: 5

Revolutionary Resources

Hays Code

Kikimora

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Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream

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Hey pals! Today, we're wrapping up the second half of LOTHAIRE today and this book ramps up the camp to approximately 1000!! Ellie and Lothaire exchange body parts, Alison finally gets to read a blood blowjob, and Lothaire gets another dog. We thank Kresley Cole every day for writing this wildly fun, sexy, romantic, bonkers book. Enjoy the show!

Part 1

Brazen banter: The end of the Eras Tour? Dense bean stir fry! Predictions for the Immortals After Dark series based on this one book!

Cat Scale: 9

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Hey pals! Spooky Season continues as Rachel and Alison dive into the first half of listener suggestion and iconic vampire romance in the Immortals After Dark series, LOTHAIRE by Kresley Cole. Lothaire, aka The Enemy of Old (dramatic, tbh), is the most morally grey hero to ever wear the color, and his FMC Ellie spends the entire book violently humbling him (as she should). This book hits 1000% of the time and we're obsessed--hope you will be too!

Part 2

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Brazen banter: Bean dishes! Sharp knives! Last names as first names!

Cat Scale: TBD

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Ep. 37 - Dark Lover by JR Ward

The Black Dagger Brotherhood TV series

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Hey pals and happy spooky month! We're kicking it off with THE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON by Kimberly Lemming. This opposites attract, forced proximity, demon-banging romance is a delightful romp through a swamp. So strap in those earphones and get ready for the power of love, cinnamon, and dragon boners! 

Brazen banter: Childhood sports! Thematic naming!

Cat Scale: 8.25

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Karate Belts

Lich

The Adventure Zone

Eloisa James's Wilde series

Water dog: Aztec, Irish

Sweet Berries (moth man romance)

Prehistoric hyenas

Pseudo-penis

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Hey pals! Today, we're talking about the greatest critique of the class system since the Communist Manifesto, aka THE ELITE by Kiera Cass. We're back with the America/Maxon/Aspen love triangle, which takes a turn from Hunger Games vibes to Twilight vibes. And more than ever, we're convinced that this series was actually just one long book, so we can't wait to read number 3. Enjoy the show!

TW: physical abuse, corporal punishment (on page)

Ep. 103 - The Selection

Brazen banter: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! We love cake! Teenage girls!

Cat Scale: 4

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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

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Hey pals! Today, we're wrapping up our yap about A KINGDOM OF DREAMS by Judith McNaught with Hannah and Caroline at Romance Your TBR Podcast. We're still swooning over Royce and Jenny in between of waxing poetic about why we think historical romance is the supreme romance subgenre. Do you agree with us? Let us know in a rating and review, and enjoy the show!

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Brazen banter: Unlikeable heroines! Comedy and camp in historical romance! Sea turtle barnacle removal!

Cat Scale: 5

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The Taming of the Shrew

Bringing Down the Duke

Dire wolf

Turtle hospital

Lucille the cat

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Hey pals! Today, we're joined by Hannah and Caroline from the Romance Your TBR podcast to talk about listener suggestion  A KINGDOM OF DREAMS by Judith McNaught. If you read one old, old school historical romance, it's gotta be this one, because it's honestly one of the most iconic books of all time. Jenny and Royce are the ultimate Tudor Era enemies turned full on couple goals, and we were giggling and kicking our feet while reading and talking about this book. Enjoy the show!

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Brazen banter: Audiobook girlies unite! Pa from Little House on the Prairie! Feral heroines! Vengeance! Baby's first bodice ripper!

Cat Scale: TBA

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Achilles in Vietnam

Morning Glory by Lavyrle Spencer

Old schools we don't recommend: The Black Lion; The Flame and the Flower; Whitney, My Love (descendants of this book)

My Lady Jane (2024)

The Wild Wynchesters Series

A Kingdom of Dreams all editions; Spanish edition

A Kingdom of Dreams stepback

Secrets of a Summer Night episode (our editing rant)

Lord of Scoundrels episode

Old schools we do recommend: Indigo; Gentle Rogue

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Hey pals! Today, we're starting THE SELECTION series by Kiera Cass. This surprisingly Marxist, Bachelor-inspired, dystopian YA love triangle sucked us in and kept our attention. Join us as we follow kinda-like-other-girls America Singer as she struggles to choose between golden retriever Prince Maxon and dark-haired boy Aspen while living in a fancy palace with the world's worst security system. Enjoy the show!

Ep. 106 - The Elite

Brazen banter: Athletic scandals! Olympic gymnastics! The strange connection between The Selection series, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Lord of the Rings!

Cat Scale: 6

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Highest paid athletes

Stick It (2006)

Princess Academy by Shannon Hale

'Your Boyfriend's a Bitch'

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Hey pals! Today, we're chatting with *the* Ilyana Kadushin, aka the narrator of the Twilight Saga!! If you're a long time listener, you'll know that we've been Ilyana fans and have wanted to have her on the pod since the beginning, so this was basically just an hour of fangirling from us. We hope you enjoy the behind the scenes scoop into narrating the series and the inside look into how audiobook narration works. Happy listening!

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Twilight: Ep. 11, 12, 13

New Moon: Ep. 27, 28

Eclipse: Ep. 43, 44, 45

Breaking Dawn: Ep. 56, 57

Brazen banter: Visiting Forks! Teenage girlhood! Fandom culture! Audiobook world insights!

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The Last Girl audiobook

Cannons at Dawn audiobook

The Alchemist audiobook

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