We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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  • Adam and Steve

    This week, we watched the 2005 rom-com Adam and Steve featuring Parker Posey and Chris Kattan (and starring two other people). We say rom-com, but there's not really any romance, nor is there any comedy. Instead, we're given confusing bits about family curses and a full performance of a song from the Sound of Music.

    Topics discussed:

    1. We watch a lot of tv shows and they're all more interesting to talk about than this movie
    2. Hair in the 80's
    3. 9/11
    4. The hottest cowboys

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      1 hr 39 min
    5. Devil's Path

      This week, we watched the 2018 thriller Devil's Path. When two obvious lunatics meet on a cruising ground within a state park, each with their own secrets, they begin a deadly game of cat and mouse. Or, at the very least, they wander the woods for about an evening, yelling at each other about whether love exists or not. The movie doesn't make much sense, but, hey, at least it only an hour and 22 minutes long.

      Topics discussed:

      1. The name of the pokemon Muk
      2. The efficacy of half a deck of Tarot cards
      3. Cruising and the movie Cruising
      4. Brother fucking, yay or nay?

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        1 hr 22 min
      5. The Fruit Machine

        This week, we watched the 1988 British film The Fruit Machine. Which, yes, does mean it's time for some positively terrible accents from us while we discuss a film where a couple of teenagers witness a murder, go on the run, get abused by a famous opera singer, and finally rescue a magical dolphin. It's a truly wild film.

        Topics discussed:

        1. Robbie Coltrane
        2. Flipper's jean shorts
        3. Are fish creatures?
        4. Are dolphins fish?
        5. What exactly is the X-Simulator?

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          1 hr 20 min
        6. Holiday Heart (with Mark Finley)

          This week, we were joined by Seattle drag royalty Mark Finley to talk about the movie that he appears in, Holiday Heart. When a drag queen with the legal birth name of Holiday Heart (played by Ving Rhames) befriends an addict (Alfre Woodard), and her daughter, he puts all of his dreams on hold for the benefit of people who don't seem to deserve his kindness, or even want it. Also then he gets into a relationship with the addict's drug dealer/ex. It's all very strange.

          Topics discussed:

          1. What people care about in France
          2. Tucking
          3. The music of Super Smash Bros
          4. The slowest moving car related death in history

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            1 hr 26 min
          5. Scrooge and Marley

            This week, we got into the Christmas spirit with the 2013 movie Scrooge and Marley, a gay retelling of A Christmas Carol that implies the two title characters will be in love, but they're not. It's mostly a faithful retelling of the Dickens story except that everyone is gay in it, and also they add Bruce Vilanch playing a real creep.

            Topics discussed:

            1. Chris has been radicalized to libertarianism (but not really)
            2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pride and Prejudice
            3. Roommates who pee their pants
            4. Ghosts with jobs
            5. Judith Light!

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              1 hr 35 min
            6. Baby Steps

              This week, we watched Baby Steps, the sequel to the 2018's Say Yes, which you may remember from a past episode, is about a woman with cancer who decides to set up her husband and her twin brother. In the sequel, they're still together, and from beyond the grave, she's decided to interfere in their lives further, this time by telling them that she froze some eggs and they should have her baby. Oh, and also there's a DPing scene

              Topics discussed:

              1. Air Bud doesn't go to their school, though!
              2. Prom themes
              3. Open relationships with very stringent rules
              4. Ghosts
              5. Women in gay porn

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                1 hr 18 min
              6. The Singing Forest

                This week, we watched The Singing Forest, a movie that we have a lot of theories and questions about. Questions like, "why?" and "wait, what?!" IMDb calls it "The worst LGBT movie ever," are they right? Let's find out!

                Topics discussed:

                1. The Young Pope is younger than other popes
                2. Reincarnation
                3. Chris tries to remember the name of the movie Deadfall for a while
                4. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

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                  1 hr 28 min
                5. eXploited

                  This week, we watched the 2022 "thriller" eXploited, which is in no way related to eXistenZ, despite their shared love of capitalizing letters in the middle of words. No, this one is about how online porn leads to murder. Or... not really murder, I guess. There's actually surprisingly little murder in this movie that sure makes you want to think it's about murder. But you do get a lot of weird fetishes!

                  Topics discussed:

                  1. Being given porn by basically strangers
                  2. Drunk guy fights
                  3. Why are people so bad at assembling monkeys?
                  4. 0.002% body fat
                  5. Eric's dorm room

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                    1 hr 40 min
                  6. The Covenant

                    This week, we watched the 2006 homoerotic boarding school witch movie The Covenant, starring Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait. Although it's not a "gay movie" per se, it's actually surprisingly gay, and the swimming pool scene was important for a lot of gay teens in the early 2000's.

                    Topics discussed:

                    1. Incubi and the band Incubus
                    2. What exactly is a Darkling?
                    3. How many vaginas do spiders have?

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                      1 hr 28 min
                    4. Out of Body

                      This week, we watched the 2020 movie Out of Body. When a demon is released from an orb (you know how all orbs have demons living inside them?), and possesses the body of Malcolm, it's up to his best friend Henry (who's secretly in love with him) to get it back. Or that's what the description on IMDb would have you believe. Mostly Malcolm just tries to get Henry laid from beyond the grave for some reason, and then the movie kind of ends.

                      Topics discussed:

                      1. America's favorite serial killer
                      2. Ginny Thomas's safe word
                      3. The difference between red and salmon
                      4. How would we include RuPaul in this movie?
                      5. This is why we never shake an orb

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                        1 hr 29 min

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                      There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…