We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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We Read Movies episodes

  • B&B

    This week, the very funny and excellent Duncan Robertson (author of Visegrad: A Novel) joined us to talk about the 2017 film B&B. When husbands Marc and Fred return to the B&B they were kicked out of one year ago for being gay, they find themselves embroiled in a murder plot so weird that even after talking about it for several hours, we're still a little hazy on the details. Will they survive the night? Is that hot Russian gangster there to kill them or bang them? What kind of a B&B doesn't have wifi and why would anyone stay there? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. The national sport of dogging
    2. Dad dick
    3. Label makers
    4. How many drinks would it take to turn a guy gay?
    5. The Chuck Tingle Tabletop Roleplaying Game

      6. Links mentioned in this episode:

      • https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visegrad-duncan-robertson/1139320295

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        1 hr 23 min
      • Death Drop Gorgeous

        This week, we watched the 2020 movie Death Drop Gorgeous. Not to confused with that other movie with a similar name, this one is about a slasher stalking the streets of gay Providence, RI. Can the case be solved by a down on his luck bartender, or an aging drag queen, or a pair of detectives one of whom looks like he's a literal baby? Or is one of the aforementioned people secretly the killer? Let's find out!

        Topics discussed:

        1. That episode of Star Trek where they all get horny for each other
        2. Shaving pubic hair
        3. Glory holes and what might be behind them
        4. Chris Describes a Porno
        5. Way too much Drag Race talk even for us

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          1 hr 23 min
        6. Red Ribbon Blues

          This week, we watched Red Ribbon Blues, a 1996 HIV medication heist film starring Paul Mercurio, Lipsinka, Debi Mazar, and RuPaul, but don't get too excited by the cast because it's not very good. It does, however, introduce us to a certain cop named Detective Bones.

          Topics discussed:

          1. Air Bud as a cop
          2. Batman villains are weird
          3. What could these red ribbons mean
          4. We're making an art wish list
          5. The unfortunate history of the appetite suppressing chocolate called Ayds

            6. Links mentioned in this episode:

            • https://www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/duncan-robertson-visegrad-capitol-hill-cider
            • https://www.amazon.com/Visegrad-Novel-Duncan-Robertson/dp/1734537930

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              1 hr 29 min
            • Querelle

              This week, we watched the classic gay art house film Querelle. Ostensibly about murder, sailors and sex, it goes off the rails as soon as a lusty ship's lieutenant stsrts recording his inner most thoughts, and we have an absolute blast with it

              Topics discussed:

              1. How to masturbate without getting jizz on your pajamas
              2. Thoughts of the sea naturally leading to thoughts of murder
              3. Dating your twin
              4. It's not gay if you enjoy it

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                1 hr 10 min
              5. Groupers

                This week, we watched the incoherent 2019 moVie "Groupers". What starts as an Incoherent revenge plot to turn two homophobeS gay by connEcting them at the dick gets even weirder when a ganG of neo-nazis show up to Ruin everything. And if thAt description makes it sound like the fun kind of baD, you've been fooled the same way we were.

                Topics discussed:

                1. Commercials on Tubi
                2. The worst college bar experiences
                3. Boners are complicated
                4. Skipping the pivotal first thirty seconds of a movie

                  5. Links mentioned in this episode:

                  • https://www.amazon.com/Visegrad-Novel-Duncan-Robertson/dp/1734537930

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                    1 hr 16 min
                  • Wedding Wars

                    This week, we watched the 2006 John-Stamos-plays gay TV movie Wedding Wars. When a gay wedding planner finds out that his brother is deeply homophobic, he organizes a gay strike that spoiler alert goes nowhere and does nothing. But we've got a star studded cast at least!

                    Topics discussed:

                    1. Will and Grace
                    2. The many problems plaguing the town of Derry, Maine
                    3. Republican campaign ads
                    4. The very on the nose naming of Gay dot com
                    5. Marriage

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                      1 hr 16 min
                    6. D'Agostino

                      This week, we watched the 2012 movie D'Agostino, which bills itself as an gay movie, and which had us all sold the minute we saw the description in Tubi used the words "human clone." Is it one of the most wild movies we've ever talked about? Yes. Is it actually gay? Well.... Find out!

                      Topics discussed:

                      1. How long does it take to make a stew?
                      2. Eric references some pretentious theater
                      3. Reviews are out of control
                      4. Ahhhhhhhhhh!

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                        1 hr 13 min
                      5. Complete Strangers

                        This week, we watched the 2020 movie Complete Strangers. When a guy with retrograde amnesia meets a guy who is very clearly trying to murder him, they instantly fall in love. What follows makes even less sense than that premise. Will our hero survive? Will our podcast hosts?

                        Topics discussed:

                        1. Pornhub Ratings
                        2. Gaslighting
                        3. Romantic baths are disgusting
                        4. We're super bad at accents, but we're better than the actors are
                        5. Gay Tommy Wiseau

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                          1 hr 15 min
                        6. Strapped

                          This week, we watched the too-pretentious-even-for-Chris 2010 movie Strapped. When a hustler becomes trapped in an Alice in Wonderland like apartment building, he's gotta unsexily bone his way out, changing his personality and name with each encounter. And maybe, just maybe, the studio execs will decide that he needs to find love along the way.

                          Topics discussed:

                          1. How did Nixon like to self-pleasure?
                          2. Mythical creatures
                          3. The patron saint of bottoms
                          4. How much would you charge for a kiss?
                          5. Would Kirby give better head than Nancy Reagan?

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                            1 hr 6 min
                          6. SHORTS: Catfish Killer

                            This week, we're bringing you our lost short episode, The Catfish Killer. The movie's about a guy and he's slashing people who catfished him, but that's not important and we barely talk about it. We mostly do some Fast and Furious ASMR

                            Topics discussed:

                            1. Which Mario character would be into NFTs?
                            2. Using hashtags in front of words
                            3. The Fast and also The Furious
                            4. A gritty Pete and Pete horror movie where Petunia issues dark commands

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                              31 min

                            About We Read Movies

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                            There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…