We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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We Read Movies episodes

  • Say Yes

    This week, we watched the 2018 movie, Say Yes, about a woman with terminal cancer, who's last and most serious wish is that after she dies, her husband will have sex with her twin brother. If that sounds weird as heck, just buckle yourselves in!

    Topics discussed:

    1. Twincest
  • Howard the Duck's PG rating
  • John Edwards' sex tape
  • Rolling a nat 20 on your persuasion check
  • New ideas for Hallmark cards
  • Uses for melons

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Knife+Heart

    This week, we watched the somewhat confusing but genuinely enjoyable French thriller Knife+Heart. A killer is stalking the cast of a gay porn studio with a dildo knife, and only Anne, the studio's alcoholic lesbian producer is taking it seriously. But can she navigate the a world of magical birds and dinosaur handed men to save the day in time?

    Topics discussed:

    1. Seriously, what's the point of fluffers?
  • Everything we know about France we learned from EricVideos
  • Culturally acceptable blackface
  • How to recruit porn actors
  • Birds that eat death and then fly to sun
  • The French are very fashionable

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Unhappy Birthday

    This week, we talked about the 2010 movie Unhappy Birthday, which is hailed, in the Amazon description,as "a queer take on the Wicker Man" in that it's also British. When Sadie, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's boyfriend are all trapped on a mysterious island that's maybe haunted (and also there's a cult or something?) they'll have to escape if they want to avoid becoming baby-making surrogates to a full-grown woman in a dress made for a child's purity ring ceremony. If that description sounds confusing, just wait, because this movie makes zero sense. Can our hosts get through it? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. James Watson looks like an absolute ghoul
  • Final Fantasy X-2
  • Mead gets you horny
  • Urinal troughs
  • Insulting people's fathers in their own homes
  • Having a threeway with the door open

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Mulligans

    Happy Father's Day! If you thought we'd had enough of dad sex, you've clearly never found our internet search history, so this week we watched the 2008 movie Mulligans. Best friends Tyler and Chase come home for the summer but Chase soon finds that... well, it's not quite love, but he finds that he'd maybe give sex with Tyler's Dad a chance. Does it blossom into something beautiful? Will the family find out this dark secret? Did Chase bring his shower shot from college? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. Would you have sex with someone's dad?
  • Cursed paintings
  • Reality dating shows
  • More reality dating shows
  • Horse names
  • Golf, I guess?

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    1 hr 23 min
  • The Dark Place

    This week, we watched the 2014 movie The Dark Place. When Keegan Dark (definitely a real person's name), a young guy with a perfect memory, comes home to find his estranged mother has remarried and his new step brother is a possibly murderous guy with an amazing body, he has to solve the mystery of what the hell is going on in this movie.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Wine snobbery
  • What if JK Simmons was in Fifty Shades of Gray
  • The lamest X-Men powers
  • The perfect crime
  • The least comprehensible crime
  • Step brother porn

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Daddy (with Minoritea Report)

    This week, we watched the 2015 movie Daddy. An older man who once donated sperm in college, and now has a habit of hooking up with younger guys, meets the young guy of his dreams, and it turns out, wouldn't you know it, that they're actually related.

    Topics discussed:

    1. TV news pundits
  • Not shaking your dick after peeing
  • Incest porn
  • Having sex in a dorm room as an adult
  • Problematic storylines

    • Links

    https://minoriteareport.libsyn.com/

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    1 hr 16 min
  • The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror

    This week, we watched the 2007 horror comedy The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror. Not nearly as campy as the title promised, this film follows five separate couples as they all get murdered by an evil slug boy and his creepy family. What is the story behind these monstrous murderers? Will anyone survive? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. My neck, my backstories
  • What would you call a racist dog?
  • Who's Manfred?
  • Chris describes Underwear Snatchers

    • Links mentioned in this episode:

    https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/05/21/bathe-in-my-milk-photographs/

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Eating Out: All You Can Eat

    This week, Mike and Kyle of Gayish are back to talk about Eating Out: All You Can Eat. The third in the Eating Out Series, this film features a brand new (mostly) cast of characters but the same old sexual trickery. But can it live up to the "second highest rating of the series" at 17%? Turns out, it can!

    Topics discussed:

    1. How much jizz is too much?
  • Appropriate eulogies
  • Cyber sex etiquette
  • Is it gay if it's in a threesome with two other dudes?
  • The ever deepening mystery of why Eric thinks people keep condoms in bathrooms in movies

    • Links mentioned in this episode:

    • https://www.gayishpodcast.com/
  • https://www.haveanicegay.com/

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    1 hr 35 min
  • SHORTS: Demons

    This week, we watched the 2017 short film Demons. In a world where murder is normal, but being gay is weird and gross, can a gay serial killer find acceptance and... maybe even love?

    Topics discussed:

    1. What's a metaphor?
  • Purge worlds
  • Piss play is not our thing, but if it's yours it's cool, just don't be a bad person about it
  • Waterparks
  • What if Air Bud played other sports?

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    20 min
  • Crisis Hotline

    This week, we watched the 2019 movie Crisis Hotline. When Simon, a jaded LGBT Crisis Hotline operator, gets a call from someone who claims he's going to kill some porn producers, he has to... sit patiently on the phone until the guy eventually gets to his point. It's a very boring thriller, is our point.

    Topics discussed:

    1. The Dark Web
  • The steps in the standard gay dating tango
  • Meeting your boyfriend's bosses
  • Meeting your boyfriend's bosses' boss, who's also a creepy sex trafficker
  • Young tech geniuses
  • Gooches, grundles and taints

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    1 hr 16 min

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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…