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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just watc... more
FAQs about We Read Movies:How many episodes does We Read Movies have?The podcast currently has 120 episodes available.
December 21, 2020Midnight KissThis week, we watched Midnight Kiss, a Blumhouse presents horror movie about the dangers of kissing people on New Year's Eve, starring Captain America's brother, Scott Evans. Topics discussed:High concept horror moviesPeople with cat headsWhy Hulu is bad for seeing dongWhy does Eric think people keep condoms in the bathroom?We Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 9minPlay
December 14, 2020SHORTS: LuberThis week, we talked about the short gay film Luber, an exploration into the extreme depths of sadness, lust, and one man's parasite-filled butthole.Topics discussed:STDsGay ZiggyGerman romantic literatureTattoos and the men who love them (Drew)We Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more24minPlay
December 07, 2020Walk a Mile in My PradasThis week, we watched the 2011 movie Walk a Mile in My Pradas, about a straight guy who magically becomes gay thanks to Bruce Vilanch's magical Christmas ornament. Also there's a gay dude who becomes magically straight, but he's barely in the movie sooooo...Topics discussed:The gay porn parody of The RingStereotypesBoats and cop carsAndy the Talking HedgehogFamous BrucesWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 18minPlay
November 23, 2020Is It Just Me?This week, we watched Is It Just Me? the first film by JC Calciano, and by far his worst. When sad sack Blaine finds out that he accidentally catfished Texas boy Xander, he'll have to reenact the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs (but with a self-hating gay twist) if he wants to get the guy. Is love more important than looks? What if you're actually totally fine looking, and also if you've only known each other for like a day and a half?Topics discussed:Musicals about politiciansGogo dancersWhy do people in movies play video games so fucking weird?Chris describes a pornoWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 13minPlay
November 16, 2020SHORTS: G O'ClockThis week, we talked for a very long time about the short film G O'Clock, about a chemsex party gone awry. Well, more awry. Topics discussed:PokemonBooty shortsRecreational drug useMan-chainingBritish porn starsWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more24minPlay
November 09, 2020Third Man OutThis week, we watched Third Man Out, the first of the Donald Strachey mystery series produced for HereTV. Starring Chad Allen as the most famous gay private investigator in all of Albany, this movie is the fun kind of incomprehensible. Topics discussed:The Dirty AlbsMatthew Rush's dickBatman's claim to be the World's Greatest DetectiveOuting peopleLower back tattoosLinks mentioned in this episode:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOcBYAbJ5eQWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 21minPlay
October 26, 2020Pornography: A ThrillerThis week, we talked about Pornography: A Thriller, a 2010 movie that wants you to feel bad about watching porn, but also kind of wants to show you some porn. The movie makes no sense, so if this episode feels incomprehensible, it's because we're actually doing an amazingly good job explaining it.Topics discussed:Good porn namesHow to get out of an unwanted party invitationGhosts/demons/extradimensional creaturesCount BarebackulaWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 9minPlay
October 21, 2020I Was a Teenage Werebear (with Sean Paul Lockhart, aka Brent Corrigan)This week, we were joined by the incomparable Sean Paul Lockhart (Brent Corrigan if you're nasty) to talk about the 2011 featurette I Was a Teenage Werebear. A movie he was in! Guys, I'm geeking out over here. Topics discussed:Teen Beach MoviesRon Jeremy's dickJockstrap diapersAnd we get real about some stuffLinks mentioned in this episode:JUSTFOR.fans/brentcorriganWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 1minPlay
October 12, 2020HellbentThe spookiest month continues with Hellbent, a 2004 gay slasher flick, about a hot guy in a devil mask who murders West Hollywood gays for... some reason. Did we lose our heads for this gorefest, or were we bored to death? Find out!Topics discussed:We try to name a single operaSlashersStripper copsWhat's the best way to describe your dick?CruisingIs it hard to get laid in dragWincestWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more1h 25minPlay
October 05, 2020SHORTS: The More The ScarierThis week, for the spookiest month of them all, we watched a gay horror short about a horny ghost. It's only a 6 minute short, and most of that is laugh track, so most of the episode is us talking about whether or not we'd fuck a ghost.Topics discussed:Abraham Lincoln's ghostChuck Tingle booksWould you fuck a ghost?YesWe Read MoviesThis podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm...more20minPlay
FAQs about We Read Movies:How many episodes does We Read Movies have?The podcast currently has 120 episodes available.