We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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We Read Movies episodes

  • Midnight Kiss

    This week, we watched Midnight Kiss, a Blumhouse presents horror movie about the dangers of kissing people on New Year's Eve, starring Captain America's brother, Scott Evans.

    Topics discussed:

    1. High concept horror movies
    2. People with cat heads
    3. Why Hulu is bad for seeing dong
    4. Why does Eric think people keep condoms in the bathroom?

      5. We Read Movies

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 9 min
    5. SHORTS: Luber

      This week, we talked about the short gay film Luber, an exploration into the extreme depths of sadness, lust, and one man's parasite-filled butthole.

      Topics discussed:

      1. STDs
      2. Gay Ziggy
      3. German romantic literature
      4. Tattoos and the men who love them (Drew)

        5. We Read Movies

        This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

        24 min
      5. Walk a Mile in My Pradas

        This week, we watched the 2011 movie Walk a Mile in My Pradas, about a straight guy who magically becomes gay thanks to Bruce Vilanch's magical Christmas ornament. Also there's a gay dude who becomes magically straight, but he's barely in the movie sooooo...

        Topics discussed:

        1. The gay porn parody of The Ring
        2. Stereotypes
        3. Boats and cop cars
        4. Andy the Talking Hedgehog
        5. Famous Bruces

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          This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

          1 hr 18 min
        6. Is It Just Me?

          This week, we watched Is It Just Me? the first film by JC Calciano, and by far his worst. When sad sack Blaine finds out that he accidentally catfished Texas boy Xander, he'll have to reenact the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs (but with a self-hating gay twist) if he wants to get the guy. Is love more important than looks? What if you're actually totally fine looking, and also if you've only known each other for like a day and a half?

          Topics discussed:

          1. Musicals about politicians
          2. Gogo dancers
          3. Why do people in movies play video games so fucking weird?
          4. Chris describes a porno

            5. We Read Movies

            This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

            1 hr 13 min
          5. SHORTS: G O'Clock

            This week, we talked for a very long time about the short film G O'Clock, about a chemsex party gone awry. Well, more awry.

            Topics discussed:

            1. Pokemon
            2. Booty shorts
            3. Recreational drug use
            4. Man-chaining
            5. British porn stars

              6. We Read Movies

              This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

              24 min
            6. Third Man Out

              This week, we watched Third Man Out, the first of the Donald Strachey mystery series produced for HereTV. Starring Chad Allen as the most famous gay private investigator in all of Albany, this movie is the fun kind of incomprehensible.

              Topics discussed:

              1. The Dirty Albs
              2. Matthew Rush's dick
              3. Batman's claim to be the World's Greatest Detective
              4. Outing people
              5. Lower back tattoos

                6. Links mentioned in this episode:

                • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOcBYAbJ5eQ

                  • We Read Movies

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                  1 hr 21 min
                • Pornography: A Thriller

                  This week, we talked about Pornography: A Thriller, a 2010 movie that wants you to feel bad about watching porn, but also kind of wants to show you some porn. The movie makes no sense, so if this episode feels incomprehensible, it's because we're actually doing an amazingly good job explaining it.

                  Topics discussed:

                  1. Good porn names
                  2. How to get out of an unwanted party invitation
                  3. Ghosts/demons/extradimensional creatures
                  4. Count Barebackula

                    5. We Read Movies

                    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                    1 hr 9 min
                  5. I Was a Teenage Werebear (with Sean Paul Lockhart, aka Brent Corrigan)

                    This week, we were joined by the incomparable Sean Paul Lockhart (Brent Corrigan if you're nasty) to talk about the 2011 featurette I Was a Teenage Werebear. A movie he was in! Guys, I'm geeking out over here.

                    Topics discussed:

                    1. Teen Beach Movies
                    2. Ron Jeremy's dick
                    3. Jockstrap diapers
                    4. And we get real about some stuff

                      5. Links mentioned in this episode:

                      • JUSTFOR.fans/brentcorrigan

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                        1 hr 1 min
                      • Hellbent

                        The spookiest month continues with Hellbent, a 2004 gay slasher flick, about a hot guy in a devil mask who murders West Hollywood gays for... some reason. Did we lose our heads for this gorefest, or were we bored to death? Find out!

                        Topics discussed:

                        1. We try to name a single opera
                        2. Slashers
                        3. Stripper cops
                        4. What's the best way to describe your dick?
                        5. Cruising
                        6. Is it hard to get laid in drag
                        7. Wincest

                          8. We Read Movies

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                          1 hr 25 min
                        8. SHORTS: The More The Scarier

                          This week, for the spookiest month of them all, we watched a gay horror short about a horny ghost. It's only a 6 minute short, and most of that is laugh track, so most of the episode is us talking about whether or not we'd fuck a ghost.

                          Topics discussed:

                          1. Abraham Lincoln's ghost
                        9. Chuck Tingle books
                        10. Would you fuck a ghost?
                        11. Yes

                          12. We Read Movies

                          This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                          20 min

                        About We Read Movies

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                        There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…