We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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We Read Movies episodes

  • SHORTS: Legally Blonde

    This week, for our bonus short, we begin by talking about Chris in the shower, and end up talking about that scene in Legally Blonde where Enrique the poolboy gets outed for knowing about designer shoes. It's a wild ride.

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    10 min
  • The 10 Year Plan

    Best friends (who don't seem to actually like each other very much) Myles and Brody make a pact that they'll be boyfriends if they're still single in 10 years in this JC Calciano entry from 2014. It's your typical rom-com setup, but will there be a twist this time? Does the fact that it's not funny or romantic count?

    Topics discussed:

    1. Sleeping with your friends
  • What should and should not go inside the human body
  • Gogo dancers
  • The law
  • The amazingness that is the movie Scoob
  • The True-Name Nemesis

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    1 hr 14 min
  • We Read Movies SHORTS: Hey, Google

    We're trying something new today! We noticed a glut of bad gay short films on our streaming services, and decided, on our off weeks, that maybe we'd talk briefly about those. So if an hour and a half of us yammering in your ears every two weeks just isn't enough, now you can hear us talk for twenty more minutes about a short film it only takes ten minutes to watch.

    Topics discussed:

    1. The 2020 short film Hey, Google
  • Netflix reality shows
  • How soon is too soon for a pandemic related story?
  • Glamour muscles
  • Why you probably shouldn't make a movie that makes the watcher's smart device chime every 30 seconds

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    17 min
  • Another Gay Movie

    This week, we talked about another gay movie, specifically, the gay movie Another Gay Movie, a parody of the raunchy screwball sex comedies (ike American Pie). Has it aged well? Does it go way too far in the raunchy direction? Why does Drew keep defending it? WHY?!

    Topics discussed:

    1. Parodies of parodies
  • Bottom shaming
  • Kinks
  • How many is too many poop jokes?
  • Whether quiche is gay pie
  • Whether quiche is even any good
  • Seriously, why does Drew like this movie?

    • Links mentioned in this episode:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Kaboom

    This week, we talked about Greg Araki's 2010 psycho-sci-fi-sex-dramedy Kaboom. Look, I don't know how to describe this movie to you, it's crazy. Someone sees a murder, there's a lesbian witch and a doomsday cult and some very gross mac and cheese.

    Topics discussed:

    1. The shampoo challenge
  • What kind of dickpics we'd like to receive in our inbox ([email protected])
  • Cults
  • How big a cock you'd need to gag three people with it at the same time
  • The proper way to eat pussy like it's spaghetti

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    1 hr 44 min
  • Kiss Me Kill Me

    Hey all you cool cats and kittens, this week, we discussed the 2015 tiger-centric film Kiss Me Kill Me, a neo-noir Hollywood thrilller directed by two-time We Read Movies director Casper Andreas. When Dusty Young's rich fiance is murdered in what looks, to everyone but the characters in the movie, like a robbery gone wrong, he is blamed for the murder. Now, with the help of some sassy lesbians and a hypnotist drag queen, he'll have to find the real killer, clear his name and maybe find love along the way.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Sexual nicknames
    2. Shangela Laquifa Wadley
    3. How soon after your fiance is murdered is TOO soon to start a new relationship
    4. How long sperm live
    5. Tiger dicks
    6. Chris takes a break from describing the plot of this movie to describe the plot of a porno

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      1 hr 41 min
    7. Vampire Boys

      This week, Chris asked if we could watch the 2011 horror romance Vampire Boys, and like idiots we all said "I don't know what that is, but sure." With vampires who can go out in the sunlight, and aren't afraid of crosses, but do need the love of a mortal, it's a lot like a gay Twilight. A Twinklight, if you will.

      Topics discussed:

      1. Eric's upstairs neighbors sex habits
    8. The porn that Chris pretends he doesn't watch
    9. LA being sepia-toned
    10. The rare, reverse-eCupid

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      1 hr 10 min
    11. Eating Out

      This week, we talked about the 2004 "sex comedy" Eating Out, which at the time was hailed as gay sexy fun.

      2004 was a different time. A time of Blockbuster Video, flip phones, and questionable consent. A time when it was totally cool for men to get laid through trickery. A time when supposed allies were allowed to just make it rain gay slurs. Basically, I'm saying this movie hasn't aged well.

      Topics discussed:

      1. Consent being sexy
    12. What it meant to be early 2000's attractive
    13. Which Doctor Who was the gayest
    14. Internalized homophobia
    15. Double dicking

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      1 hr 32 min
    16. Going Down in La La Land

      This week, the boys watched the 2011 film Going Down in La La Land, the almost certainly semi-autobiographical story of a reluctant pornstar who finds the love of America's favorite sitcom dad. Or, as it's described by Google "Friendships sustain people living in Hollywood and help them deal with the celebrity-obsessed culture."

      Topics discussed:

      1. The films of Jet Set Men
    17. Top privilege
    18. Bruce Villanche
    19. Whether Chris got paid enough for posing nude
    20. Gay robots

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      1 hr 45 min
    21. eCupid

      This week, Chris Haigy, Drew McFadden and Eric Henke watched the 2011 romantic (?) comedy (?) eCupid, featuring a bunch of straight people trying to play gay, and Morgan Fairchild as a magical computer genie

      Topics discussed:

      1. Why gay movies can't seem to get kissing right
    22. The paintings of Art Frahm
    23. Bad boys, boy next door types, skaterboys and dirty, dirty fratboys
    24. Humunculi
    25. Whether it hangs dong

      26. Links mentioned in this episode:

      • http://lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html

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      1 hr 52 min

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    There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…