We Read Movies

We Read Movies

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We Read Movies episodes

  • My Brother's Shoes

    This week, we talked about My Brother's Shoes, a wacky body-swap comedy where two brothers swap bodies and learn a little lesson about how hard it is to pump a baby into your ovulating sister-in-law when you're a gay guy inhabiting your straight brother's body.

    Topics discussed:

    1. A certain drag race alum's Nazi porn past
  • Freaky Friday body swaps vs Quantum Leap body swaps
  • Good drag names
  • Business
  • Why it's so hard to get gay sex right in a gay movie

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    1 hr 26 min
  • SHORTS: Bed Buddies

    This week, we watched the 2016 short film Bed Buddies, about what happens when best friends Brent, Jared and Danny all have a drunken threesome. Now in the cold light of sobriety they have to decide whether to stay friends or more than friends, and they have to do it while staring at Brent's comically gargantuan bulge.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Hooking up with friends
  • What slurs you're allowed to use (if in doubt, don't)
  • Rowan Atkinson
  • Weird threesomes
  • Hookup apps

    • Watch along with us:

    • https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5cubvr

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    30 min
  • Last Ferry

    This week, we watched the most recent movie we've done, the 2019 film Last Ferry. When a young gay lawyer sees a murder on Fire Island, he pretty much ignores it until the last five minutes of the movie when the movie goes off the rails. Fun!

    Topics discussed:

    1. Cruising
  • Fire Island
  • Sexy murder
  • The best Ninja Turtle
  • Hey, did you know that Chris is from New York?

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    1 hr 20 min
  • SHORTS: Flamingo Pride

    This week, we found a computer animated short called Flamingo Pride which is... bonkers. Join us as we lose our fucking minds trying to talk about it.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Flamingo sexuality
  • Straight birds
  • Why geese deserve to be in jail
  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    • Links mentioned in this episode:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIHF2zst9w

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    24 min
  • The Big Gay Musical

    This week, at the request of a fan, we watched the misnamed 2009 movie The Big Gay Musical, a movie that is pretty small and not really a musical. What's going on here? It must be the work of none other than Casper Andreas.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Musicals
  • Bottom shaming
  • Bottoms-who-bottom-for-bottoms shaming
  • The filmography of Brent Corrigan
  • The bible
  • The beauty of men's ballet tights

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    1 hr 28 min
  • SHORTS: Mulan

    This week, we talked about the Disney animated movie Mulan, maybe you've heard of it?

    Topics discussed:

    1. Sexual awakenings
  • The use of fruit in drag
  • Breaking Amish in reverse
  • Drew's hookup past
  • Good drag names

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    17 min
  • Hot Guys with Guns

    This week, fighting through technical difficulties, we talked about the 2013 film Hot Guys With Guns, about two ex boyfriends and wannabe private eyes who solve the crime of who robbed a bunch of Hollywood sex parties. The title is promising, can it live up to it? Probably not!

    Topics discussed:

    1. How poppers smell
  • Possums vs O'possums
  • Dr Jerkoff and Mr Hard
  • The right way to commit crimes
  • Justice

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds

    This week, we were joined by the incomparable Mike Johnson and Kyle Getz from the Gayish podcast to talk about the 2006 film Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. Scream taught us that, in the sequel, the body count is always higher, the death scenes are always more elaborate, and the killer is never dead. Will those rules hold true to this tale of sexual trickery? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. Pocket pussies
  • Ex-gays
  • Camboys
  • What your grandfather's balls can tell you about your future
  • Whether cunnilingus is hard
  • How to make models comfortable when posing for homoerotic art

    • Links mentioned in this episode:

    • http://www.gayishpodcast.com/

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    1 hr 14 min
  • SHORTS: David Decoteau

    This week, we answered the question of why we'll never do a David Decoteau movie on this podcast.

    Topics discussed:

    1. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama
  • The 1313 series
  • Gay baiting movie covers
  • Cryptozoology
  • Who the killer was this whole time

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    16 min
  • Bear City

    This week, the boys watched the 2010 film Bear City, a hairy, gay attempt at Sex and the City, that Chris has a lot of opinions about. Can a twink make it in bear's world? Can a bear make it in a twink's world? What if neither of those classifications applied and it was just a boring romantic comedy without jokes? Let's find out!

    Topics discussed:

    1. What makes a bear?
  • Chris's experiences at the Eagle
  • Editing down 3 hours of content
  • Jokes!
  • Shallowness and villainy

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    1 hr 34 min

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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just…