Remember THE REAL OC OF ORANGE COUNTY? Did you watch EVERWOOD or JOAN OF ARCADIA? Are you excited about the end of SUPERNATURAL? Did you listen to HELLO FROM THE MAGIC TAVERN this week?

Welcome to THE OC bit**

So in this one we talk about a lot of stuff. It's hard to keep track. Up in this one we've got Jason Derulo doing his thing, thanks J!

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Ay, you gotta ride this one out cuz right there are the end we tell some TRUE OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL STORIES about megastars like FOREIGNER, BAD COMPANY, STYXX and SUN COUNTRY Up in this one we DIAGNOSE our ailments and DIVINE their hidden prophecies DISCOVER the movie City Wives and Nollywood at large. DEFINE the word "spendthrift" incorrectly DECIDE how to pronounce words like "turmeric" "timbre" and "cinnamon" DIGEST the cookies DETHRONE Coupon King, The King of All Coupons Oh yeah, and shout out to our new favorite ghost in the machine Metal_Treasure

AY FAM, WELCOME TO EPISODE SIXTY-NINNNNNNE!

We're getting straight alchemical up in this one. We do a little soft synthesis with Camel Audio and their magical music machine ALCHEMY.

Afterward we find ourselves in the thick of some heavy sauce talk, DOUGHBOYS style. This episode was recorded In Loving Memory of all the homies we lost to those software poachers at the Apple Corporation. "MUSTARD, THE CHAMPAGNE OF SAUCE" ALT. TITLE: "Mr. Puzzles vs Pig-Saw"

The big message up in this one? You gotta stay wet.

We also talk about that great movie Neverending Sunlight of the Brain, and that other movie Lawnmower Guy and PIRATES 4D

ALSO: Tiger Jizz vs Whale Vomit

UPON THIS BIKINI PARADE:

"LIKE SEA MONKEYS ON LAND" SKIPPING WINTER "OMG I ATE AN ARMADILLO" "MURDER IS MESSY" LEPROSY "THAT'S A HOT DOG CURSE FOR YA" THE DOG STAR (BIG DOG GALAXY) DINGO PEOPLE UNLOCKS & ACHIEVEMENTS

up in this one: candle waxification - what would u do - superbity test - do not miss your chance to blow - thicc fiction - baby godizilla - im the kahleesi now - secret house - heat scraper - you are invited by the dismemberment plan - opening cans from across the room - dreamwalking - young plastic man - bogus superpower - very charming - all the fast cas hotties & restaurant girls

in closing: books is good it make you smart.

AND

u gotta become bruce wayne before you become batman

Soo, I think we cut out the stuff about the Talent Show Incident and Advice Dog but the stuff we left is some Grade A primo genuine merchandise, y'know?

Up in this one we're talking Muscle Men and Murder Dads, Breastplate Decorations, and TEXTS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

Later on we crack open the old Vampires v Werewolves v Hybrid debate, and redefine the terms "nest cam" and "birds-eye view"

PS - I know.

Up this one we've got a Little Skinny Quiz Show on our hands. Not to mention: HEMA Alliance tournament updates, different kinds of rocks and dogs and even an official DippinDots alert!

Also: this one we didn't edit, sooo ...

We're honing our social skills up in this one. We hold a practice session by the carrot station, and then debrief later in the locker room.

Polite topics of conversation: Unwieldy Swatting Stick - Duel Citizenship - Scheduled Sneezes with Friends - Wombat Home Protection

QUOTE: "Here's looking at you, idiot."

ALT. TITLE: Flyswatter

SPONSOR: Willert Home Products Inc.

Up in this one we're talking about the Doppler effect, the doppelganger effect, and the guillotine effect. We talk with Bleeding Gums Murphy, explore another reality, and generate a few lackluster NPCs for FREE.

This episode brought to you in part by our out-of-court settlement with Adam Ruins Everything. Thanks Adam!