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Right off the bat we're confronting our shortcomings and yanking pages out the calendar with wild abandon. Up in this one we're making stops around the block and across the sea. New Orleans - Atlanta - NYC - Kennett Square, PA - Hampton Roads, VA - Romania - Ecuador - Italy. The list goes on and on. Later on we take a trip through time (!!!) Finally we take a look at some troubling trombone noises, some challenging song lyrics and some problematic children's toys

See ya next year fam!

In this episode we enter a brave new partnership, and make some important discoveries regarding how it be when you high. We're talking liquidity, legality, and what to do when you find yourself lost abroad. Don't know the way to Jingle Bell Square? Well, up in this one you about to find out how to celebrate yourself back home, daddy.

Some of our destinations this week include the Mrs. Doubtfire House, the Full House house, and many other crooked-ass earthquake-unsafe attractions to be found in and around the San Francisco Bay Area. Oh, and we do stunt our way over West Africa for a hot second as well.

Urrybody got they mic high up in this one, y'know?

In this episode we're getting right back to business and up to our old tricks. You know the routine. Really though, we're on a long monotonous slog through what known sugar-coaters are calling "the season of holidays," -- and we don't get to stop until NEXT YEAR. Can you believe that?

Along the way we're discussing things like Dolly Parton, Rugrats, and other "now" cultural touchstones. We talk a lot about getting purple-faced fucked up and how to truly "embrace the vine."

This week's secret word: THICCC This week's alternate title: We Three Gentiles

So, up in this one Keanu Reeves rescues Saint Nikolai from a Turkish prison, and that's pretty much all y'all need to know. Obviously, urrybody want to know what they liege is up to, so up in this on -- WE INTERRUPT THIS SYNOPSIS WITH A SPECIAL ALERT: THE OG ALBUM ART WAS BANNED! DEEMED TOO EXPLICIT BY INTERNET

Secret word this week: Hottt

We've got some big guests climbing up in this one y'all. We are joined this week by travel writer, memoirist and Crocodile slanderer Johnny Man-Devil. Later on Thomas F. Byrnes, an Irish-American police interrogator and author drops in with some great Dad Jokes. We even get a visit from The Marquis of Waterford and de Sade. That's two Marquis! Plus a disobedient half-blind Naval officer and combat prankster! Our quiz music this week is an amazing song called "Opposite People (Fela Kuti)" by Newen Afrobeat feat. Seun Kuti, Cheick Tidiane Seck, and the track is literally on fire, plz call for help. (This episode was very nearly called "Fresh Ass Baby Bear")

Here are some of the tabs we had open up in this one: Clarified Butter, Mormon Guy, Map of Africa. Oh, and you know we're always trawling TheTopTens.com for what's hot and what's not really that hot.

In this episode we discuss what sponsors would "be sick" to have, and then we make some weather predictions. Later on we talk about what's really going on underneath Abe Lincoln's Top Hat (spoiler alert: it's a little dog) I'd say we owe about $1.20 for this one all told.

We're getting downright literary this week, folks. Up in this one it's all about plumage: we're talking about our fine feathered friends The Simurgh, The Peryton, The Bluebird of Happiness, and the Chonchon. Andrea finally reveals her nom de plume: Calamity Boy. That's right gang, we're talking about the ornithology of the mind. Robo Birds, Jurassic Park Rangers, and highly specialized forms of reincarnated Atlantians. Finally we are joined by a dirty-handed Chilean wizard who drops by to discuss the softest and bottom-most part of the butt. For real fun for the whole fam.

Oh we sorry up in this one. Still your wandering ears upon this explicit content. We're talking about Real Life Super Powers like Tummo, Das Uber Boy and our friend Corey who used to eat metal a lot.

Our Sponsor this week: Ponderosa Steak House — "where you can ponder about what kind of slice of meat you want." - Ben.

Yes, it's one more time around the old crypt before we close the gates until next year. We've got Red Dead Redemption 2 loading in the background, and Jack Frost nipping at out heels.

Up in this one we finally implement the sage advice Nick Kroll once gave Pete Holmes regarding acceptable podcast duration, and we get it tight and trim. We are reminded where the magic lies (in our hearts), and talk about all sorts of different witches and whatnot.

MAJOR arcana y'all. RIP Pumpkin King

Gather close dear listeners, and ready your bones for another overnight chill. Up in this one we've got a few new submissions for the approval of the Midnight Society. We're talking Bad Brains, Star Jelly, Ghost Towns, and True Life Hollywood Horror Stories.

As far as guest stars go we've got Ryu from Street Fighter, Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam, and Bad Bad Leroy Brown from the south side of Chicago. Star studded!