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The Krakken awakes and awaits you beneath. Say "Elder Scrolls" out loud to yourself in a baby voice. Consider the French lycanthrope potion if you get hungry.

Up in this one we talk Mario and his whole thing. We also talk about Oblivion and Skyrim and ESO: Enriching Southern Optimizations Edition. Later we learn about drug-addled jungle-prowling murdercats. Later on we try again in front of a live studio audience, meet a troll wearing clothes who left its BDE at home.

Oh and you know we bringing the thunderstorm baby

This episode kicks off the unofficial second season of WWAP. We're in a different room, we've upgraded our equipment, and we've recruited a new co-host: Tully, a dog possessed by evil spirits bent on ruining podcasts. In many way our new set-up is ... bad. Not good. Worse than before. On the other hand, our old first season tech didn't afford us the opportunity to travel to strange new worlds like outer space or whatever. They didn't drop us into the laps of strange farmers, or introduce us to any mole crittles.

Up in this one we learn about the secret tunnels winding underneath the surface of our world. We find out about the powerful magic fumes that linger deep within the core of our hollow earth. We're reminded how gunk spreads. Then we talk technology regarding a Confederate T-Rex.

Finally, we hum songs bad, chat about apps, and discuss fonts with Swiss watch designer Max Helvetica.

Production hit a bit of a bottleneck last week and so we're dropping two eps on y'all this Friday to catch up on our release schedule. Slippery slopes and all that. This miracle does come at a small cost to our word count though, so this episode synopsis is about to take on a very flash card lightning round kind of feel:

UP IN THIS EPISODE we talk about She-wolves, Mixology, Sex Tapes, Neil Degrasse Tyson, obscure 90's boy/girl bands AND SO MUCH MORE We are also joined this week by Sarah Connor, a real pirate, a space dinosaur, and a shy Parisian house cat named Toulouse. You're gonna love it!

So this is the episode we didn't ship on time. But this shit don't expire, y'know? You're not gonna get an ear infection from listening to week-old podcasts. Ask any doctor.

We spend a good deal of this week's ep talking about what we think happens when you die -- which is a pretty fun and funny premise for a "comedy" podcast, no doubt. We talk about marshmallows and some of the heinous shit that people have been doing with them lately. We dip into magic a bit. We talk about what Macaulay Culkin does when he's Home Alone Finally, we discuss the best little country on the planet. Hello Sweden!

This one is real special y'all. Not only do we all get to kick back and watch some TV together, be we've got a special guest also! This week we're joined by our friend and yours LAURIE MURRAY. We're also visited by the cast of Community, The X-Files, and Happy Endings (kind of). Later on we talk Law & Order SVU for a hot second. Oh, and The New Girl comes up a bit toward the end.

So if you like TV, or podcasts about TV, or TV recaps or whatever: this I guess is the episode for you. And if not? I dunno, probably not really up your alley honestly.

If you wanna play along a home rewatch the following:

Community s02 e14 - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons

The X-Files s03 e04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

Happy Endings s01 e07 - Dave of the Dead

We'll see you next week when we return to our regularly scheduled program.

Soo, this week the United States commemorated its Rebellion against The Empire for the 242nd time -- but that's not what we're here to celebrate. Today, we celebrate our second month online. Or our eighth week online. However you want to count it. We're celebrating ourselves and our stick-to-itiveness, which is theoretically an American value. So, yeah. We're patriots basically.

Up in this one we dig back into our box of alien stuff. We talk about Enrico Fermi and his fun paradox. We try to mash up Pump Up The Jam and the Mission Impossible theme. We talk about building a treehouse on the Yggdrasil and building a new life on a stolen battleship, and we plan our dream vacation to Sweden. The back half off this ep is pretty heavily edited cuz we were kind of worried about Federal conspiracy charges (not a joke). What is left is fun and breezy. Sort of. Thanks for sticking with us while we stick to it sticking it to 'em!

Up in this one we price out articulated skeletons, we witness the power of street knowledge, we uncover the truth about mice, and we finally get to the bottom things. Tragedy strikes with a sudden injury on the field, and we find out what it really means to be a Cheesehead

Hello Wisconsin

Up in this one we get Physics-ical and conduct some experiments on the subject of time dilation. Which is to say we recorded this on a different day than we usually do.

This session has been pruned to perfection and it includes such hot topics as: Philoso-raptors, Falafel Raptors, awful rappers, and exotic waterlocked dialects. We all kick back and imagine watching a cartoon called "Andrea, Opie, and Nightstick," and we try to do like a Field of Dreams kind of thing, but we're trying some summon spectral animators instead of sportsmen. Very different kinds of ghosts.

Still looking to secure a sponsorship with some kind of Ginkgo Biloba vendor or Fish Oil magnate. Thanks!

French travel tips for first-timers. Ancient Irish linguistic history. Low Country cuisine. We're basically Rick Steves in this piece. We're going to show you the secret back entrance to this podcast, ykwim? Up in this one we are delving. Every segment a delving, each deeper than the last. And it gets very very very vinegary very quickly.

Legit 5 star quality.

Up in this one we're visited by friends old and new. Bobby has a birthday party at the podcast and its attendants include a local frogpersonality and a renowned stand-up barbarian. We rub elbow bones with ancient undead royalty and regional heart-throbs alike. Things get out of control when we all sit down to listen to heavy metal while we do math together. Best party forever.

PS - We play Dungeon & Dragons