War has broken out in the Magic Kingdom. The fate of the realm hangs in the balance. Sixteen combatants arrive upon the field of battle. Who will win the black polyester crown? Who will wear the oversized ears of the Mouseketeers?

Sooo anyway, up in this one we be discussing things like warfare, opium, Tasmania, and dem Wild Colonial Boizz. We talk about gnomes, we talk about The Misfits, but mostly we talk about Walt Disney Pictures. Basically we get mega Disnerd and quack our little hearts out. GO CHAWLIE!

Oh boy, this episode is a real wiggler. Up in this one we take some calls from our listeners, and they had that dang phone ringing off the hook like a runaway mackerel.

Yeah, so, uhm, up in this one we talking about redoing the incarnations, we talk about some former White House residents (also The Presidents of the United States of America the band). We talk about R Kelly worms and vampire fish and butterfly soldiers and SO MUCH MORE. Eventually I think one of the dogs falls down the stairs or something and Socrates II drops in to deafen us all with some mad science he's been getting into lately. Come, transcend your animal instincts with us!

The last 9 minutes or so are rated R

We go off-railing in this one like somebody done dropped their coin purse on the tracks. Up in this one we get into some pretty serious issues like little tacos, and the human cost of our ongoing Pizza Wars. When will we give piz-za chance?

Anyway, the important topic herein is STAR WARS obv, cuz it's officially Eastern Orthodox Star Wars Appreciation Day.

Toward the end we get into an argument regarding the existence of a certain holiday song. Spoiler alert: it's real & it's fire. Happy Starday.

Here we go again, jus' a-huntin' for that nug. This episode is full of blips and bleeps and sirens (in addition to the usual screaming and singing and NUMEROUS UNTRUE STATEMENTS).

This episode has got everything: Kindergarten Cop, 3 Ninjas, Harry Potter, The Lion King, Bring It On, etc. Plus you'll learn what to do if you ever find yourself stuck on an elevator.

In this one we discuss Andrea's magical capacity, gunplay, dog insurance, and Kangaroo breeding techniques. Finally, we meet Samuel Sung, the world's first artificially intelligent television. SUCK IT!

Do you hear that? It sounds like the blues are a-callin' again. It smells like eggs in here. Ha! Goodnight Kansas City!

Up in this one we be talking about X-TREMEism, The Old Egyptite Days (aka The Triangle Times), Bogsurfing, and the terrible fate of Judah's daughter-in-law. Then at the end we talk about Star Wars and Game of Thrones for like 45 seconds. Missy Elliott plays us out.

Lather on your sunscreen and strap on those eyeglass retainers cuz we're headed to the amusement park! Oh, and you may want to top off your vial of holy water and charge up your proton pack cuz these rides and attractions are EXTREMELY HAUNTED.

Up in this one we be talking about Missouri Jane, Racerboi, Black Sunday, and the true nature of The Neitherworld. Pretty spooky stuff.

This podcast may not be suitable for persons with heart complaints, epilepsy, pregnancy or any other medical condition. All persons listen at own risk. Management will not be responsible for any loss, damage, or injury. Smoke weed every day.

Officially this is our first episode, which we recorded on Friday the 13th as per our endorsement deal with sports apparel/energy drink manufacturer NO FEAR. It's pretty scary stuff, no doubt, so plz listen with a friend and def leave the lights on.

Up in this one we learn all about Jesus Christ, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, King Philip IV, Pope Clement V and we sit down with popular humorist Marco Julietti. Come get super-informed with us.

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Soo, chronologically speaking this is our fifth episode, but we don't launch until next month and we wanted to put something up here. It's like a special bonus sneak peek of our terror-driven dry run. Up in this one we talk about dragon pee, WINE, football strategy, and we narrowcast at Travis McElroy Podcast Boy for, like, a few minutes it seemed like. Great fun for the whole family!