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The Mailman set out with a fresh episode for about the one hundredth time.

He packed this week's episode in a faux suede clutch to protect it from the oncoming torrent. By the time he reached the RSS receptacle the storm would already be upon him. Thunder rolled again in the distance. It began to rain. UP IN THIS ONE: SPACE CASES, zastruga, Things We're Glad to Know, Pleasure Doing Business With You, Benis Forever (SFX WARNING: light cop car sirening) This week's sponsor: COOFANDY

The Mailman was tired. Ever since noticing the storm gathering out on the horizon he'd been having trouble sleeping. Troubling dreams. His back had been stiff for days now, and his every movement came slowly and with some dull ache. He watched the stormfront grow nearer ever day. By his estimation it would be another four weeks or so before it hit. A month or so to prepare. Knowing that hadn't made falling asleep any easier. UP IN THIS ONE: We ID Kyle Chandler was the one from Friday Night Lights, and Paul Rugg as the voice of Dexter Douglas (aka Freakazoid). We rank the top one hundred most fuckable fictional felines. Then we top it off with a little ghostplay at the end, just like you like it.

There were rumblings off to the north all along the long walk home.

As he marched, The Mailman recounted the many storms he'd seen so far this year. "It'll be Fifty soon," The Mailman murmured, adding them up. UP IN THIS EPISODE: Stand-Up Comedy Clinic - Microwaves - LSD - JEEP - #JEEPHer - Straight white men & old ladies - The Mean List - Underwater Facts

The Mailman turned away from the RSS receptacle and considered his options.

He knew that by now the next episode would already be set out, ready and awaiting delivery back on the home page. He didn't have much time. The Mailman stared back down the long, hard road home and sighed. Adjusting his chin strap, he started walking. UP IN THIS EPISODE: Insectoid Genital Clamps, Ancient Dragon Flies, Nintendofan126 and their opinions RE: actual Bugs Bunny quotations, the Arc de Triomphe, Champs-Elysées Street Sharks, Cowboys of Moo Mesa, and The 1991 Kid Cuisine Mega Meal Posse

The wait is over. The fog lifts, the shadows part, and The Mailman approaches the RSS feed with an especially late delivery.

"Sorry to be tardy to the party, Marty." The Mailman releases the podcast episode and watches it disappear down the chute. The lid swings closed. UP IN THIS ONE WE"VE GOT: Problematic (Heteronormative) Arcane Traditions - "You know how brooms are" (and other Cleaning Supply related content) - Eating Leftovers in Ecuador - Wedding Cake for Breakfast

We get into several heated debates up in this one: Red Guy vs Batman - Best Zero G Edibles - Teleportation v. Flight - the list goes on and on.

We take a look back at that one time in that one Zelda game when Link tried to buy a gun. That was so crazy. We also briefly touch on (the subject of) dolphin dicks, hence our amazing album artwork for this week, which was provided by Tim Morris. Meow!

Here we are again, dancing at The Dawn of All Creation, encircled by the meandering tracks of the Giant Sand Turtle. Hold on to your teleprompter cuz we're talking FOX News, emos and haterism. Riddles, crunch culture in the video games industry, copypasta and other young adult cultural artifacts. We cover the full spectrum of temperatures up in this one: from The Winter Warlock and Winterbolt all the way to that fire that burns in the minds of men.

Alt title: Kids These Days

We're snowed up in this one, but you know what they say: You've gotta take life one ruined bottle of orange juice at a time.

This week we're talking about horny ornithologists and learning about superstitions from the English Channel to the Far East. We also have a frank and open conversation about mirrors vs eyeballs. Oh, and we discover a rogue AI randomly generating some Google reviews / copypasta Want to know who wore it better in Red Dead Redemption 2 ? Tune in and like skip forward to that part then I guess jeez

Hello and welcome to CHAPTER TWO of our first foray into this new year. Recorded in a new room full of strange and fantastic beasts, we cover topics like Mythology - Etymology - Entomology - and the Talking Heads of course. Up in this one we learn about how Belize is basically the leg of a skate ramp, what it's like Riding in Cars with Cher Finally we tackle that age-old question: What is a man, but a thousand little bridges made of ants?

Okay, so this episode is about 5 days late, BUT we're publishing CHAPTER TWO of this episode 2 days EARLY. Now, 5 + 2 = 7, which is how many days there are in a week, so ... mathematically we're even, y'know?

Anyway, this is the first recording of the New Year, and we're recording in a brand new room. Up in this one we're talking about shoes mostly. Later on we discuss the 13 movies that were shot in Hampton Roads, and where Tommy Cruise be buying his groceries at. The screams were amazing.