If you collapsed the entirety of horror cinema into one hyper-meta self-referential black hole singularity horror movie, what would that look like? Let's all find out together!

So what exactly did JD find in this movie that justified another six-minute impromptu rant/monologue (depending on your perspective)? Let's all find out together!

How much does Michelle think people are willing to pay for her feet pics? Let's all find out together!

How exactly did we wind up talking about Death Stranding in an episode about perhaps the most iconic horror icon of all time? Let's all find out together!

Who's been naughty, who's been nice, and does Santa even really care? Let's all find out together!

How do you pronounce "Rue Morgue"? Let's all find out together!

Could anybody ever really blame anyone else for not finding Josh Ruben suspicious enough in time? Let's all find out together!

What could be worse than coming home from a long day at work to find a stranger in your house with another stranger held hostage? Let's all find out together!