How much would Michelle need to pay JD to lure him out to a remote home in the woods under the pretense of being a videographer but with intention to bury an axe in his skull? Let's all find out together!

How many times will Michelle feel compelled to mention the hot dadness of Devon Sawa, and how many times will she make it clear she's wrong about Bruce Campbell? Let's all find out together!

Click here to watch Tanner J. Perry's short horror film, SKIN.

Would this film have been improved or hindered if the title had instead been, "Oh, Shit! Wolves!"? Let's all find out together!

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How long is JD gonna sit here and try to figure out a clever thing to say about this super heavy film based on a thing that really happened that he didn't know about until now? Let's all find out together!

Rest in peace, Tony Todd.

How well is JD coping with 75 million of his fellow citizens making a steaming, festering, rancid pile of swine feces and jellyfish guts the president because they're still terrified of brown people and queers, among many other things? Let's all find out together how much a part of him would love to see every one of them fed like cattle to Art the Clown!

(Michelle was not available to co-sign this, and I don't speak for her, but I bet she doesn't ask me to take it down.)

If you were curious about our thoughts on The Exorcism or Doc of Chucky, you'll find them here along with a literal ton of other stuff!