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Welcome to a delightfully ridiculous episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, where comedy writers pitch outrageous movie ideas that will never see the light of day. In this special Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular, we're serving up three delightfully silly tales filled with laughter, absurdity, and just the right amount of spooky! Get ready for a journey into the wacky and wonderful as we explore concepts that blend horror and comedy in the most unexpected ways!

0:00 – Introduction
Start the Halloween hilarity with our introduction to this special triple feature episode. The hosts set the stage for a night of silly scares and laugh-out-loud movie pitches that are as ridiculous as they are entertaining.

2:11 – Story 1: Spaceman's Monkey's Paw
Buckle up for a wildly silly twist on the classic horror tale in The Monkey's Paw! What happens when our characters' wishes come true in the most absurdly funny ways? This pitch takes the legendary story and cranks up the comedy, proving that even wishes can lead to hilariously unexpected results. Expect plenty of laughs mixed with some supernatural silliness!

31:54 – Story 2: Don't Weight
Get ready for some belly laughs with our second story, Don't Weight! This pitch dives headfirst into the goofy side of body image and societal expectations. Explore a hilariously exaggerated take on the obsession with weight loss, where characters find themselves in ridiculous situations in their quest for self-acceptance. It’s a comedy cautionary tale that guarantees plenty of chuckles and cringeworthy moments!

1:00:54 – Story 3: The OnlyFans Witch
In our final pitch, meet The OnlyFans Witch, a wacky and whimsical tale of a witch who stumbles into the world of social media fame! This pitch hilariously merges modern-day content creation with classic witchcraft, leading to laugh-out-loud antics that are both magical and utterly silly. Prepare for a spellbinding adventure filled with humor, mishaps, and social media shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride of laughs, chills, and utterly silly twists in our Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular 2024 episode. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave us a review! We promise you won’t want to miss this delightfully absurd celebration of Halloween.

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Halloween Special
Spooky Comedy
Halloween Movie Ideas
Horror Comedy
Funny Halloween Stories
Wacky Halloween Pitches
Halloween Podcast
Scary but Silly
Ghost Stories
Creepy Comedy
Halloween Horror Spoofs
Original Halloween Movies
Halloween Triple Feature
Comedy Writers Room
Silly Scares
Fictional Halloween Tales
Halloween Fun
Outrageous Horror Pitches
Halloween Movie Night
Weird Halloween Concepts

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In this episode, Zeebz pitches a Las Vegas crime family comedy. Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter pull off a wild heist at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to find themselves in a slip-and-fall scam that targets the Capri Sun Casino and Resort. As the plan unfolds, it leads to a courtroom showdown where Dom Prosciutto, the bumbling Prosciutto family member, makes a shocking move that could change everything. The episode ends with an unexpected twist, as Dom’s rise to power comes with unforeseen consequences. Will Dom finally gain the respect he's always craved, or will his family’s legacy crumble under the weight of their misadventures? This episode is packed with slapstick humor, ridiculous heists, and a courtroom finale you won’t want to miss. 

Timeline Summary: 

[0:00] - Introduction: The gang discusses a rare Magic: The Gathering card and its unexpected buyer. 

[1:02] - Episode Kickoff: Zeebz introduces the movie pitch—a comedy about three criminals hiding out in Las Vegas. 

[4:00] - Arriving in Vegas: The criminals arrive at the Capri Sun Casino and Resort, only to find that nothing goes smoothly. 

[6:13] - Meeting Mr. Prosciutto: A mysterious, eccentric crime boss assigns them an unusual first task—fetching a birthday cake from Walmart. 

[11:06] - The Real Job: The criminals anxiously await further instructions while discovering more about the notorious Prosciutto family. 

[15:10] - Getting Deeper: Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter continue to uncover more about the Prosciutto family’s shady operations.

 [17:16] - A Simple Task Goes Wrong: Walter ends up in a mess after a botched cake return, leading to a confrontation with an aggressive loss prevention officer. 

[21:22] - Down and Out: Vinnie and Lewis scramble to raise money to bail Walter out of jail, only to be given another absurdly small-time scam by Dom Prosciutto. 

[26:59] - Reality Sets In: After getting kicked out of their hotel, Vinnie and Lewis move into a new “free” house and start preparing for the big card game heist. 

[30:08] - A Laughable Breakthrough: Dom’s tough exterior begins to crumble as he reveals more about his struggles, and Vinnie and Lewis decide the card game will be their last chance to make it big. 

[45:03] - The Big Heist: The trio pulls off a chaotic robbery at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to realize that an old foe has spotted them. 

[51:05] - The Master Plan: Dom and the gang devise an elaborate slip-and-fall scam targeting the Capri Sun Casino, leading to a ridiculous series of events. 

[57:00] - Courtroom Chaos: Dom Prosciutto takes a stand in court, making a shocking offer that could either redeem his reputation or doom his family’s legacy. 

[1:00:11] - The Final Twist: Dom’s father refuses to reconcile, leading to Dom becoming the new owner of the Capri Sun Casino. The episode ends with several possible endings, including Dom’s tragic demise or his continued success despite his incompetence. 

Links & Resources: 

Mentioned: Magic: The Gathering, The Lord of the Rings crossover 

Referenced Locations: Capri Sun Casino and Resort (fictional), Walmart, Comcast 

Closing Remarks: If you enjoyed this episode and our chaotic Las Vegas caper, don’t forget to rate, follow, and share the podcast. We appreciate your support and look forward to bringing you more wild movie pitches that we’ll probably never make!

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Welcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, your go-to show for original movie pitches and creative chaos! Each month, we dive into fresh and funny movie concepts that we’ll never bring to life—until now! 

Join us in our virtual writers' room as we brainstorm and pitch unique film ideas that are sure to spark your imagination. In this episode, Spaceman presents a hilarious comedy about four college friends who hit it big with a lottery win and decide to start their own family fun center. Chaos ensues when their individual visions lead to a town overwhelmed by competing attractions! Expect quirky references like the iconic '90s cartoon Gargoyles, a humorous twist involving Rick Moranis and his decision to skip the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids reboot, a massive ball pit, and a Chuck E. Cheese band caught lip-syncing. 

Catch our latest episode on YouTube and or anywhere else you get podcasts to stay updated with all our creative pitches. Join us live on YouTube or Twitch to share your thoughts and help us shape this never-ending podcast adventure. Subscribe now and be part of our imaginative journey!

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Dive into the latest episode for an unforgettable journey into the realm of animated heist movies with "The Cheese Monger Protocol." Join our writers' room as we reimagine the classic heist genre with a twist – this time, the mice are the unlikely heroes! Follow the adventures of a retired aficionado defending his prized cheese collection against a cunning crew of rodents in this whimsical tale filled with laughter, thrills, and heartwarming moments. With nods to beloved classic animated tropes and clever storytelling, this episode promises to captivate audiences and leave them craving more.

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In this episode Zeebz presents his uproarious movie pitch, "The Party Pact." Prepare to dive into a world of hilarity as four young roommates find themselves caught in the chaotic whirlwind of adulthood. 

In this comedy drama, our protagonists aren't freezing time, but rather striking a deal to halt their progression in life. As they navigate the ups and downs of bad roommates, tyrannical landlords, and the ever-looming threat of growing up, they concoct a wild plan to maintain their carefree existence indefinitely. 

Join us for a wild ride as Zeebz dishes out creative ways to avoid progress, including epic foosball matches to settle major life decisions, encounters with the infamous fart twins, and the unexpected career choice of singing "Happy Birthday" for a living. 

Don't miss out on the laughs – tune in now to catch Zeebz's pitch for "The Party Pact," a comedy drama that proves sometimes the best way forward is to stay right where you are. Hit play and join the party!

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In the post-apocalyptic aftermath of the Y2K disaster, the world is plunged into chaos, and surviving settlements find an unlikely source of order and entertainment: professional wrestling. The once-frivolous spectacle now dictates the fate of the remaining societies, where the outcome of wrestling matches determines governance and societal hierarchy. All other forms of entertainment have vanished, leaving the populace emotionally and amusingly invested in the world of wrestling.

Our protagonist, "Bon Dangerous," a charismatic local champion, navigates this new world, grappling with personal loss and driven by a burning desire to reunite with his wife and son, who were separated during the calamity. The governing elite, represented by the enigmatic hunchback Igor, holds the key to Bon Dangerous' quest for his family's reunion. In a world where power and status are determined within the wrestling ring, Bon Dangerous must climb the ranks, facing eccentric opponents, and employing his own unique wrestling style.

As the story unfolds, "Y2Kayfabe" pays homage to the WWF attitude era, sprinkling the narrative with nostalgic references and nods to the iconic wrestling moments of that time. The series delves into the absurdity of a society where grappling prowess determines one's fate and the humorous yet poignant journey of Bon Dangerous as he strives for personal redemption in a world where the stage is the wrestling ring, and the stakes are nothing short of life and death.

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Welcome to "We Won't Finish This Podcast," the show where Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz pitch movies they'll never make but desperately want to! In this episode, join our hosts on a wild ride through the world of "Dartman" and "Glowboy," two superheroes with powers that are more inconvenient than incredible. Get ready for a unique and hilarious comic book/superhero movie experience!

🍿 Episode Highlights:

• Discover the origin story of Dartman and Glowboy, whose powers stem from an unexpected encounter with Dr. Vile's Large Hadron Collider.
• Dive into a world where superpowers become more of a hassle than a heroic advantage.
• References abound, from the 90s cartoon Rocko's Modern Life's "Really Really Big Man" to the Playstation 1 version of Lara Croft. Our hosts Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz share their thoughts, with Zeebz revealing why he despises superhero movies.

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In this very special holiday episode Zeebz presents a Christmas story about a young boy who is so devastated to learn that Santa isn't real that he dedicates his life to becoming him. 

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In this episode, Spaceman poses the question “If a corporation were to discover the secret of eternal life, would you enter a 1,000 year work contract to be live forever?” 

We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode! 

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Mark and Liz need a break from their hectic lives and decide to look for a rental cabin on a lake so their daughter Annie can have fun swimming and maybe make some friends. After an agonizing several page search, they come across the perfect place with a place to swim and all the farm fresh eggs and rustic charm they could hope for. After arriving, however, they find things aren’t quite meeting expectations. More strange experiences with the neighbors lead to a shocking mystery that will change the course of their lives forever. Will Mark and Liz find peace and quiet on their much needed vacation? Will Annie make friends at the cabin to go swimming with? Can Mark keep control of his aggression? Find out in the second tale from our Double Feature Spooktacular!

Some references in this episode include goose froth, The Golden Girls, corn mazes, stone cold stunners, 3D's, catfishing and more!