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VOICEMAILS: In defense of the mom breastfeeding the groom. Buying your driving instructor gum & cigarettes. TikTok is listening to us. DB Cooper in Bawitdaba. Gurgling sound in a warehouse. You gotta watch Trial & Error. Becca had an Angelica Counters experience. Car drama, car trauma, no thank you momma. Super easy driving test. 

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In 1985 Coca-Cola decided to rock the boat by changing the recipe for Coke and naming it New Coke. This infuriated the public and caused backlash so severe it forced the company to bring back the original recipe. Was this an ingenious idea to create brand loyalty? Was it to cover up the switch from sugar to high fructose corn syrup? How does Miranda July fit into all this? Listen to find out!

Also Melissa remembers a commercial she did for a failed Microsoft phone. 

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VOICEMAILS: The car curse once again comes for Ali. Yoga is demonic in South Dakota. Another car curse. Life hack: get your drivers license in another state. Satanic Temple should lean into the craziness. Not passing drivers test for failing to stop at a railroad. A birthday song for Ali. The Brave Little Toaster. Where the hell is Maria. An AI voicemail. A visit to a psychic. 

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Ali tells Melissa all about her visit to Alien Con.

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EMAILS: Being calmed by our voicemail to pass a driving test. Lucid dreaming. 

VOICEMAILS: Alberta Jones episode suggestion. Endometriosis is a bitch. A driving instructor who loved Taco Bell. Why do we do anything when it snows? Wellbutrin made a listener hate bananas. Another car curse? Groom being breast fed by mother before wedding. Ali & Maria’s sexual tension. Herpes 1 is on the mouth, Herpes 2 is way down south. 

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The Doodler is one of San Francisco's most infamous cold-case murderers. He is believed to have killed at least six and up to 14 men in San Francisco between January 1974 and September 1975. He prowled bars and restaurants in communities like The Castro & Tenderloin, lured men into sexual encounters before killing them and leaving their bodies on beaches or in parks around the city. He was called The Doodler because he would draw sketches of men before he assaulted and killed them.

Kate Zaliznock, author of The San Francisco Doodler Murders, joins us to discuss why this cold case has been mostly overlooked, the animosity between the LGBTQ+ community of San Fran and the police, and the ridiculous “Twinkie Defense.” 

Get Kate's book here: https://www.katezaliznock.com

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The car curse strikes Ali. Jeb read something interesting on the library computers. A listener passed their driver’s test on the first try. Have we tried Imo’s pizza yet? Another listener remembers the scary vacuum movie. New Orleans is fun! Haunted Nashville hotel. Cooking ur gf hot dogs n beans. Ticket for backing up on the highway. A Pokemon glitch in the matrix. 

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An update on the Murdaugh family murders, the trial, Alec’s drug addiction, and witness testimony. 

Listen to our first Murdaugh episode from October 2021 here

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VOICEMAILS: We should get into David Paulides Missing 411. Joren’s incredible Big Foot Erotica. Laughing at my friends Ali & Melissa. Interesting plaque on the Oxford County Jail in Woodstock. Seeing feathers. Car curse. You’ve got to buss it. Cheddar Bay biscuits in ranch. A thank you from Becky.

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Assata Shakur is a former Black Panther, Black Liberation Army member, activist, author, prisoner, prison escapee, and is currently on the FBIs most wanted terrorists list, but for many, she’s a hero who has inspired generations of radical protest.

For this episode we’re donating a portion of our Patreon to Assata’s Daughters https://www.assatasdaughters.org

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