Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found a note in the men’s room advertising a glory hole, yard sign advertising for bi-sexual guy looking for action, old woman drove straight into a pond, people missing after yacht sinks, security gate stops stolen car escape, pizza delivery drivers being targeted by thieves, copper thieves risking lives to steal utility lines, schools cut bus services, dog running loose returned home, top tennis player avoids ban after testing positive for steroids, hockey at Wrigley Field, fans with good luck rituals, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck file for divorce, update lawsuit over Disney’s waiver to sue after signing up for Disney+, home of Victoria’s Secret model broken into, porn star says most guys  don’t want to engage in foreplay and it’s an instant turn-off, Snoop Dogg tried to put out his blunt to meet Sir Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons gets key to the city and has street named after him, the most overplayed wedding songs, large fire at mulch yard, peeper watched women changing at Goodwill, passenger kicked off plane because he was bleeding from the head, guy drove into a house and returns while home owner is on the news, fight over loud music leads to one person possibly losing an eye, fish tank may be connected to man’s suspicious death, arcade gets voicemail from guy about them not having a women’s bathroom when they do, man disqualified from Pokémon World Championship for rude gesture, karate master charged with breaking the jaw of a ghost, guy steals money from kids’ lemonade stand, man stole truck from parking lot of jail right after being released, smoke filled plane cabin during descent after cellphone caught fire, flight cancelled ad delayed after pair of scissors went missing, woman accidentally overpaid Visa $13K and they won’t give it back, Ohio dispensary earnings, cryogenic freezing, strangest pet insurance claims of the year, bigger lady gets caught trying to snatch a purse, 21-year-old crashed into SUV with dirt bike, diarrhea outbreak at Kentucky water park, meat shower, fisherman hit in the face by whale tail, woman helps great white back into the water, people know their day has been ruined by 8:36am, felons try to escape prison by dressing like women, and more!