Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Star Wars Day, more listeners report getting text message scams, a listener who wants to become a bull in a cuckold, a dude who got busted selling weed out of a vending machine, video surfaces of the pedal pub accident, movie theaters that are adding sportsbooks, the cockatoo that sings Drowning Pool, a guy who tried to hide from the police under just a bed sheet, the guy who shot his buddy over a game of Uno, a fish that looks like testicles, when guys acted like a real bitch, the prison guard who helped an inmate escape, a man saved from a house fire by his emotional support pig, crazy things found in Craigslist couches, the Sprite challenge, and more!