this week we watched sinners.

we were very intoxicated for this episode so we also end up talking about plus sized naked and afraid, building the perfect burger, elvis dying on the toilet, and which ethnicity we’d eat if we were vampires.

if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments.

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grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you.

a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.

what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic.

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have a great holiday weekend.

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Brooke is back by popular demand.

She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times.

We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen.

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long live the people’s princess.

28 inches later

this was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas.

later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way.

i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to bed down women and steal their supplies. later once he returned home, i would take the supplies he gathered for myself. then i would make him tend to my most primal, carnal needs.

anyways, this one gets pretty weird.

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This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman.

A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.

Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.

Drop your thoughts/ratings out of 10 on the film in the comments

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Welcome to the first episode of Chronically Marvelous

A limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU.

We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating mutant genocide and Hugh Jackman’s abs with equal gravity.

Join us as we kick around Hugh Jackman’s pending divorce, wonder how much culpability the X-Men have in allowing 9/11 to happen, and ponder the possibility of a satellite school where they keep the non-attractive mutants.

It’s the dawn of a long, possibly cursed journey through the MCU

apologies for any pauses as there was a bit of a delay.

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roll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide Shut

Stanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of asthmatic, wheelchair-bound Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle. We wonder how anyone could belong to a sex-cult when post nut clarity exists. We come to the conclusion that this movie is 2 and half hours of Tom Cruise getting hardcore cuckolded.

let us know what you thought of the flick in the comments below

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this morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes

a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a single vulture’s stomach, and try to wrap our melted brains around the fact that gary oldman plays a dwarf… by walking on his knees. that’s not a joke. that’s the movie.

what follows is a chaotic spiral into stunt casting, Peter Dinklage as a horny French marxist , and a script that feels like it was written immediately following a severe concussion.

buckle up. this one’s got short kings, long silences, and a truly cursed performance that no one asked for.

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buckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at.

lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat and monster energy.

this ain’t just a movie — it’s a 90-minute panic attack with a nu-metal heartbeat. join us as we ask: is spun cinema, or is it just a felony in widescreen?