Weekly Bizarre

Join Montana and her guest Jessica as they discuss massages and pet peeves! They talk about massage therapist pet peeves, clients, and client pet peeves according to the grand world of Reddit! Like… her hands smelled like poop!?? Advice such as: wash your hands and your ass! Stories include clients humping the tables, is it poop or just BO, and what is your creepiest massage therapist story? Stay tuned… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

The Illuminati is one of the most well known secret societies in the world. You’ve probably seen videos with people dissecting hand symbols, pyramids, and the all-seeing-eye. But where did they come from? Who is Adam Weishaupt?And are they truly behind the world’s government, trying to impose a “new world order” on the world? Today, Liz dives into the origins of the Illuminati. Where did it come from? Why do people think it exists? Are celebrities truly in it? And what actually is a New World Order? Join us today to find out all these questions… and more. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 (References: https://illuminatisecret-society.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWYoeB3Hezq6MqBzTQdYgXD2xtvsJ2XFQ7RloGp8BAx4asViKjZu1PgaAle8EALw_wcB

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20171127-the-birthplace-of-the-illuminati

https://www.britannica.com/topic/illuminati-group-designation

https://www.learnreligions.com/discordianism-95677

https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/operation-mindfuck/

See also: Behind the Bastards podcast, Time Suck, The Conspiracy Podcast)

Montana has her friend Tony on, aka “Jaws”! He talks to Montana about what it’s like dating in your 50s, and shares some of his craziest dating stories. An example? Well… there is the one about how he found a dingleberry in his bed. If you don’t know what a dingleberry is, allow us to educate you… “A small piece of feces that clings to the butt of a human or animal.” 🤢🤢🤢 He also talks about cat fishing and answers the question, does dating get better with age? This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Well, if you listeners have been keeping up with the podcast you’ll have seen Montana’s Minisodes with Ryan, where they both talked about La Llorona and Wendigos. We thought that today you might want to hear some creepy encounters with these two entities from Paranormal Reddit. Today we have a little girl who sees La Llorona, looking like her mother, hovering at the edge of her bed. Or, a Wendigo (or a possible other cannibal spirit?!) who tries to draw someone out of their trailer… with mimicry and claws. And these are just some of them, we have a lot for you guys to shiver to. You guys do seem to love the creepy Reddit stories, so listen before bed and then get freaked out as the tree branches slightly scratch at your windows. Or… we hope it’s just a tree branch. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Montana and her boyfriend, Ryan the Bartender, are giving you some awesome bonus content for Patreon! These two are going to go through Supernatural, the show featuring those sexy hunters Dean and Sam, and discuss things seen on the show. Today they discuss La Llorona and Wendigos. So thanks to our Patreon member Doug for the vote, this Wendigo episode is for you. So are you ready to watch some Supernatural and then listen to this episode? Are you ready to be wary of wailing women by lakes? Are you ready to see what happens when you become a greedy cannibal? Join them on this episode and get creeped out! This is a sample of what they’ll be putting on Patreon, so you’ll have to get on Patreon to get more…! This is a 1 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are mostly safe to listen beyond one comment that’s made in the beginning! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today, Liz and Montana dissect YET ANOTHER Buzzfeed article called “Men Are Revealing The Moment They Realized A Woman Was No Longer Into Them, And I Low-Key Love Hearing The Other Side Of This” by Fabiana Buontempo. We have a lot to say about our own experiences with this feeling, both on the receiving end of it and the giving end of it. Like, is ghosting worse than saying you don’t want a relationship and then getting into one? Do we have any regrets? When did you know it was over? When did he? Join us to find out. Oh and moms / relatives… This is a 5 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY safe to listen! DO NOT PROCEED! Everyone else, make your own rules. Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕. Britannica: La llororna mythology arts and cultures 2024. Written by Michelle Castro

Britannica.com/art/ghost-story

En:Wikipedia.org/wiki/la_llorona

La llorona: where the legend started

2023 ghost city

Ghostcitytours.com/san-antonio/haunted-places/la-llorona/

Welcome to another Montana’s Minisode this time with mom friend and superwoman, Ashley. Today these two discuss the hardships of dating, and Ash brings insight into what it’s like dating as a single mom. Some of these stories are pretty wild, and Ashley has a unique experience. Is baking her downfall with men? Also, is she the girl version of Good Luck Chuck?! Stay tuned to find out… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today Liz discusses Asmodeus, one of the 7 princes of Hell! There are some biblical passages, some fanfic moments, research and stories. Asmodeus, or Mr.A as we call him, is an interesting demon. He is a demon of Lust and was once called “the King of Succubi and Incubi” - interesting…? We will also discuss the King of Solomon and his role in that story, as well as some pieces from “The Book of Tobit.” So join us for another odd researched episode and draw your own conclusions about Mr.A! This is a 2 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT entirely safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 **********************************************************************************(references: https://gods-and-demons.fandom.com/wiki/Asmodeus

https://mythology.net/demons/asmodeus/

.https://study.com/academy/lesson/asmodeus-overview-legend-symbol-demon.

https://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Asmodeus

https://occultist.net/asmodeus/

https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Translation:The_Story_of_King_Solomon_and_Ashmedai )

Welcome to another of Montana’s Minisodes, featuring Liz this week. Here’s a fun little extra podcast for you guys, and because we’ve been talking about succubi and incubi, we thought we’d continue with some more creepy Reddit stories before we delve into part 2 of lustful Demons. So, we’ve got some creepy ghost stories for all of you and we hope you enjoy them. Which one is your favorite? Personally, the old man with the chain really freaked us out… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today Montana takes us through the lore and history of succubi and incubi, which if you don’t know what those are, we will sum it up quickly here: sex demons! They are also known to cause sleep paralysis and possible harm to their victims. They’re found in folklore all over the world, and are even likened to “the hagge” another sleep demon. And… people summon succubi and incubi for sex. Coz of course they do. So join us in this interesting episode and let Montana fill you in! This is a 2.5 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT safe to listen (which we hope you’d assume based on the subject)! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕. National library of medicine: national canter for biotechnology information- unusual cases of succubus: A cultural phenomenon manifesting as part of psychopathology by Sandeep Grover,Aseem Mehra, and Devakshi Dua. 2018 Jan -June

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6198602/

DRC Paranormal ( Kellie) oct 9, 2019 :

Kellie’s Blog

Detroitrockcityparanomal.com

@2019 Detroit Rock City Paranormal

Tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/main/succubiandincubi

Ancient origins by Alicia McDermott

Updated 24 June 2016

Ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/incubi-and-succubi

Night hag: Wikipedia

En. Wikipedia.org/wiki/night _hag

Ranker by Jen Jeffers

Updated Jan 21 2020

Ranker.com/list/creepy-night-hag-facts/jen-jeffers

The old bag: myths and lore, may 8th 2020 by sinister coffee and creamery

Sinistercoffeeandcreamery.com/blog/theoldhag