Weekly Bizarre

Liz and Montana decide to do another episode on gross dating profiles and disgusting dating behaviors or messages - yay! We read from “My Friend Is Suffering On Dating Apps — She Sent The Worst 17 Hinge Profiles She's Seen To Prove It To Me” ( https://www.buzzfeed.com/mychalthompson/toxic-hinge-prompt-responses ) a buzzfeed article by Mychal Thompson. And the fun doesn’t end there! We asked Reddit about some personal horrible dating stories and we dug around for even more! So this is an episode packed with cringes and embarrassed out loud groans. Yay for you! This is a 2 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT ENTIRELY safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Join Montana and her boyfriend Ryan, aka “The Bartender” as they recount their exciting trip together. We hear about the wedding on the beach that Montana previously mentioned, Montana’s surprise birthday party, haunted lighthouses, even more haunted Savannah; and more! Buckle in for another fun ride! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today, we read some “letters to our younger selves” and give out advice we wish we would have known back then. We start off the episode with some heavier advice, and TRIGGER WARNING here because some of this episode talks about mental illness and suicidal ideation. BUT FEAR NOT! We also laugh a lot this episode and end on a happier and more positive note. We like to be vulnerable with our listeners so that you in turn can feel vulnerable with us. We get choked up, and we laugh a lot in this one. This might be the most honest we have ever been. Plus, I think we dole out some pretty great advice, both from ourselves and from other people who chimed in with their own advice. So please enjoy and if you want, you can email us at [email protected] with some of your own advice. Or you can DM us. We love to hear what you have to say and think. OH and don’t forget, we begin the drinking game once more in this episode. Take a drink every time we mention Jensen Ackles, Christian Bale or Newsies, anytime we say “literally” or “anyway.” And let us know how drunk you got 😂 it’s extra funny because neither of us really drink. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

This episode was a last minute decision because our wires got crossed so we basically just decided to ramble for an hour. We talk about weird stuff going on in our careers, people popping up from the very distant past, creepy things happening, and basically decide our new life motto is: “don’t be a dick.” So there you have it! Come on a rambling journey with us my friends! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Well you guys spoke and we listened! You all wanted more of these creepy Reddit stories so we delivered. We’ve got Crawlers in the woods, little girl ghosts (or demons?) crawling on ceilings, Ouija board experiences, and MORE! We also have an update from Shouting-Monkey from last time, with the story of the little green and black man and his own experience with it. Also, happy black history month everyone! And shoutout to your-nipples-dick on Reddit for their awesome story, check it out! We’ve got some recs for you for this month as well. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Do you want to shiver with terrifying delight? Do you want to play a game where a ghost woman chases you and if you lose… you may die? Do you want to encounter a terrifying green demon creature? Well, today you can! You guys really love creepy ass Reddit stories so here we are again! We’ve got a creepy bathtub game story, a monster fought off with a pillow fight, creepy ghost boy in a closet, and more! Shout out to: _ladykryptonite on Reddit; Shouting-Monkey on Reddit, follow his YouTube channel War Fighters ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR5BcxaStUvvpqgiHIm7tYw ); Adventurous-Show-753 and her Instagram living_dead_squirrel; Reddit user stinkydoodoohead who provided us with that very creepy photo… and more. We will post screenshots from Reddit on Instagram if you want to dive in! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Join Montana and her guest Christina as they talk about doing massage for a living, how they met at a movie theater, mentions of serial killers, and more! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Well, you guys wanted us to read our highschool letters and notes so we CAME PREPARED TO ENTERTAIN. Montana reads a ton of notes from boys who couldn’t get enough of her cute highschool butt, and we giggle about it. Liz gets really embarrassingly emotional about highschool loves and nostalgia. She cries a little bit so you might enjoy that, especially if you think she’s annoying or you hate her. But all in all it was fun to delve into our old teenage selves and their lives, much of which we forgot about or haven’t talked about in forever. It’s also funny to see how much we have changed - and how much we haven’t. Let us know if you want a part 2! This is a 2 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT FULLY safe to listen so just be prepared for talk about sex and stuff. Imagine walking in a rainstorm with possible lightning, holding an umbrella. That’s this episode. Everyone else - Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Welcome to Montana’s Minisodes, which you’ll be getting on the off weeks of our typical podcast. Today Montana invites her boyfriend Ryan onto the podcast so that they can tell their love story, some of which you’ve heard if you’ve been listening already because he is the INFAMOUS BARTENDER! Tune in and enjoy their cute love story! It’s got car wars, enemies to lovers, and more! Do you guys want more of these?! Do you want more Bartender content? Let us know!