Weekly Hypothetical

Would you rather always be surrounded by a rowdy bachelorette party OR clog every toilet you ever use.

Would you rather go back in time 1,000 years or forward 1,000 years.

Would you rather have to ride a giant swing between two sky scrapers OR be dropped in a random place in Afghanistan?

Would you rather skip breakfast and lunch or take a urine shot each morning?

Would you rather have to pay for everything you but with dimes OR only travel places through self-propelled means (i.e. walking like, bike, etc)

Would you rather ...

Would you rather always have to wear a Hawaiian shirt OR always have to have 2 dangly penis shaped earrings hanging from both ears?

Would you rather have to always tell the truth no matter what OR see ghosts of dead people for 72 hours after they die?

What if suddenly from now all every baby that's born is a set of twins?

Would you rather be Marty McFly from Back to the Future right after breaking up his parents OR be Andy Dufrense in Shawshank Redemption starting the day he arrives in prison?