Weekly Hypothetical

Would you rather live for the rest of your life as a ghost in your house or a copy of your brain on the internet?

Would you rather have to always wear running shoes which are tied together or would you rather have an itch that always comes back within minutes of scratching it?

Your home permanently had two inches of sand on the entire floor

Or

Everything you eat or drink has a cockroach on it.

Would you rather have to cut off all your sleeves and insist everyone always call you "pipes" or always drive a broken down pickup truck blaring White Snake?

You can only ever eat lettuce for the rest of your life OR you may only talk in a whisper.

Every time you eat you have to throw your first fork-ful in the ground OR 5 times a year you projectile vomit with no warning

Would you rather, all your friends and acquaintances will forget who you are OR you blackout for 48 hours anytime you hear a Michael Jackson song?

Two callers left such strong poo arguments we just had to release a special episode.

Would you rather be able to smell one hour into the future OR twice a year make someone crap their own pants?

In this episode, rather ironically, things get heated 🔥 as we discuss whether you'd rather experience perpetual rain wherever you go or always have to wear flip flops for the rest of your life.