This week is less “moving forward with clarity” and more “accidentally announcing your emotional state via group text while trying to send a meme.” Mercury’s back in Aries and immediately runs headfirst into Neptune, so good luck saying anything that makes sense. Mars enters Leo and starts performing grievances like a cabaret. The Sun tries to chill in Taurus, but ends up square-dancing with Mars instead. It’s a lot. Expect bold decisions with questionable follow-through, high-stakes vibes over extremely low-stakes logistics, and at least one moment where you dramatically whisper “I’m fine” when you're definitely not.

Big moments of the week:

• Wed, April 16: Mercury enters Aries
• Thurs, April 17: Mercury conjoins Neptune in Aries
• Fri, April 18: Mars enters Leo
• Sat, April 19: Mars in Leo trines Neptune in Aries
• Sat, April 19: Sun enters Taurus
• Sun, April 20: Mercury in Aries sextiles Pluto in Aquarius
• Sun, April 20: Sun in Taurus squares Mars in Leo
• Sun, April 20: Venus in Pisces sextiles Uranus in Taurus

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