Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)

This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family.

*OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin

Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay

Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay

Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay

Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay

Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay

An Artlandish production

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Read by Sophia Behn

Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'.

Written by Katy Matthews

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Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic

Sound Effects:

Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0

Contains some strong language.

An Artlandish production

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Read by Selena Mersey (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews 

Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from Pixabay

Sound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one.

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Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Sound Effects:

Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0

Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0

Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0

Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0

Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

An Artlandish Production

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Read by Mark Brailsford

This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 

Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound

Sound Effects:

Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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Read by Sophia Behn

We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters. 

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Ilya Myagkov on Pixabay

Sound effects:

water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0

Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0

waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Selena Mersey

'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations?

(We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Premankur Adhikary via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of:

Wales steam train by jrosin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Steam hiss by jesabat -- License: Attribution 3.0

Saloon doors by Robinhood76 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Saloon piano by vdublin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Robotic Whir by PeteBarry -- License: Attribution 4.0

Glass Smash, Bottle by InspectorJ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Cat Annoyed Meow by jbierfeldt -- License: Creative Commons 0

Door creak by MWsfx -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Amelia Armande

(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)

Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay

Sound effects:

Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Commons 0

Sleigh bells 90 bpm loop by soundstack - License: Creative Commons 0

Wooden Door Knock by TRP - License: Attribution 4.0

TubeSqueakMultiple02_NTG3 by uwesoundboiz - License: Creative Commons 0

Inside grandfather clock by Rolly-SFX - License: Creative Commons 0

thick catalog dropped on metal desk by thefirecrowd - License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

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An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

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Read by Joshua Crisp

Time to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay

Sound effects:

SLOW BOOT STEPS by mwilkinsss -- License: Attribution 3.0

The world of whales and sardines by dibko -- License: Attribution 4.0

Door open and close by dossantosbarbosa -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram

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