Weird Meditation

Read by Matt Vickery

ep life is a rollercoaster, it has its ups its downs and there’s often more vomit than is strictly necessary.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Alex Wit from Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Turnstile by freesound_community from Pixabay

Roller Loop by BaDoink -- License: Creative Commons 0

Small waterfall by MountainDweller from Pixabay

Running Water by INNORECORDS -- License: Creative Commons 0

Toy train toot by Nicholas Judy from Pixabay

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Read by Matt Vickery (with Oliver Redpath)

We all need a bit of luxury now and again. And let's face it, if you listen to this podcast, this is as close as you're gonna get.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Background music by Ashot Danielyan & Jerome Chauvel from Pixabay

Sound Effects: arunangshubanerjee via Pixabay OverlookHotelRecords via FreeSound -- License: Creative Commons 0

Recorder playing by Tamara Tracey

Contains some strong language

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Read by Oli Redpath

Weird Meditation accepts no liability for any injuries or emotional damage caused in carrying out any of the instructed movements. Namaste.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Background music by JoyInSound from Pixabay

An Artlandish production

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Read by Sian Hutchinson

[After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip?

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Alex Wit from Pixabay

Sound Effects

WindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- License: Creative Commons 0

skiing and snowboarding by Selector -- License: Creative Commons 0

Sledding on snow by Semen Surin from Pixabay

Husky sound by freesound_community (antisocialhermitcrabfrom) from Pixabay

snow footsteps (outside recording) by Nimlos -- License: Creative Commons 0

Magical whoosh by Bryan Jesus De Los Santos Breton from Pixabay

Fireplace (light) by Makape -- License: Creative Commons 0

Grandfather clock by freesound_community (Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli) from Pixabay

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Read by Joshua Crisp

Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Yurii Kohut from Pixabay

Sound Effects

Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

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Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)

This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family.

*OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin

Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay

Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay

Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay

Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay

Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Read by Sophia Behn

Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic

Sound Effects:

Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0

Contains some strong language.

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Read by Selena Mersey (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews 

Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from Pixabay

Sound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one.

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Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Sound Effects:

Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0

Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0

Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0

Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0

Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

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Read by Mark Brailsford

This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 

Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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