Weird Meditation

Read by Paddy Cooper

Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Good_B_Music via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via Freesound

Contains strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Paddy Cooper

Written by Katy Matthews

A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body. 

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Music by u_qhe3hs3v29 from Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Contains some strong language 

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.]

Read by Fran Lanting

Written by Katy Matthews

It’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.  

Jingle by Helena McCormack

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Sound effects courtesy of Freesound

Contains some strong language  

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.  

Read by Selena Mersey

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Contains some strong language  

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Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

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There’s a quiet place you can go to ensure you get the best night’s sleep possible. And it won’t cost you a thing.*

*information correct at the time of recording 

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua crisp)

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Contains some strong language 

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production 

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire, running 13th – 15th May at The Actors, Brighton.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Weird Meditation Easter Special! Not that we've been running long enough to warrant seasonal specials, but who are you to kill our dream.

Read by Selena Mersey 

Written by Katy Matthews 

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org) 

Background music by Inner Tune from Pixabay

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahoy there matey, its time to board the good ship snoozy! Which is not at all a front for a large-scale smuggling ring.  

Read by Joshua Crisp 

Written by Katy Matthews  

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Main soundscape via Pixabay: https://www.pond5.com/artist/harumachimusic

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take a relaxing journey flying through the air over the glorious countryside. And don’t think at all about death.  

Read by Amelia Armande

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org) 

Evening Meditation In The Open Air by Antenalosmusic -- https://freesound.org/s/711662/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language  

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.