The Infernal Aunties are back, this time with tarot cards in hand and a suspiciously Essex-flavoured gift for predicting the future. Brace yourselves.

First up: someone falls head over heels for their gay best friend. Gorgeous in theory. Absolutely devastating in practice. The Aunties dive in with their finest (and loudest) advice.

Then, it’s time for a glimpse into your unholy futures, with a little help from some very questionable tarot interpretations.

Finally, one listener's fiery dilemma threatens to consume everything and Dane and Daniel, true to form, scream lovingly into the abyss.

Welcome to hell, darlings. Mind the flames, and the fake nails

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The gates of Hell swing open once more, and the Infernal Aunties are ready to cast judgement!

First up: someone went on a date... but with the wrong person. Literally. Not metaphorically. Not emotionally. Just straight-up the wrong human.  

Then, it’s time to unpack one of life’s most truest horrors: Happy Meals that ask if you want a toy “for a boy or a girl.” We hate it. Burn it. Salt the earth.

Finally, one of our beloved sinners writes in from abroad with a fiery plea. Dane and Daniel offer some unholy wisdom (and possibly just yell into the abyss).

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Welcome to Hell... Katherine Ryan!

Darlings! This week we drag the devil herself into the studio: the queen of sharp tongues and high drama, Katherine Ryan. We chat Lycra lads who think they own the road, and the national crisis that is wet towels.

Plus, Katherine shares tales of a cheating husband (not hers), and the aunties weigh in on just how hellish relationships can really get. It’s messy, it’s righteous, it’s everything you’d expect from two bitter gays and a Canadian icon.

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Oh, the inferno burns bright this week, Devilled Eggs! The infernal aunties are united in a rage against the most chaotic of public scourges: flashmobs. That’s right, Dane and Daniel are declaring war on synchronised dancing and forced cheer in train stations. And as if that weren’t enough damnation for one episode, Dan’s back with a frankly unholy number of Sin Bins. Top of the list? People who dare interrupt his naps, especially his demonically loving family who are, somehow, aggressively supportive. 

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Darlings! Welcome back to the inner ring of Hell! The infernal aunties are fresh from their Scottish live shows and have met plenty of devilled Scotch eggs.

After the excitement of bagging Lady Gaga tickets and indulging in a pizza crunch supper, they turn their attention to a truly heinous sin—daylight saving time.

Then, with a letter from a newly crowned ‘Queen of the Damned,’ Dane and Daniel dive into tales of a horrendous date and a mother-in-law straight from Hell…Brace yourselves!

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Darlings! Welcome back to the innermost sanctum of Hell. No topic is off the devil’s table this week—expect updates on the only butch man in Daniel’s life (his dog), the crushing disappointment that was Sinitta on The X Factor, and the aunties ranking their all-time favourite music videos.

But that’s not all—this episode serves up some proper juicy gossip. The aunties receive a mysterious letter titled: ‘My mother is an A-lister but is a total b*tch.’

Then, after opening a murderous letter, Dane makes a shocking confession… he thinks he’s killed a priest! Forgive him, Lord.

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Darlings! The infernal aunties are back in their naughty place, sipping on some Devilled Water this week!

While Daniel has been eagerly watching Tom Hiddleston at the theatre, Dane has been basking in JOMO—the joy of missing out! The mistresses of malevolence swiftly toss train Wi-Fi and unwashed hair into the sin bin before diving headfirst into a ghastly letter of adultery…

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It’s another very special episode, as Dane and Daniel welcome a brand-new soul (and her hellhound) to the inferno. Enter Grace Campbell! She shares her deep disdain for crying babies, most men, and billionaires—plus, she spills the tea on her scandalous encounter in the Vatican gardens.

After a debate on whether the Tory party is actually gay, Grace faces a classic Fork, Marry, Kill: Airbnb, Camping, or Hotels?

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Devilled eggs! The demonic divas are back with more salaciousness. Daniel has received some wonderful news—he’s going to be an uncle! (Though let’s be honest, he’s already assuming the role of great aunt.) Meanwhile, Dane’s parents recently watched him do live comedy for the first time!

With a ‘Rimlet’ in hand, the infernal aunties toss the word ‘uncle,’ vibrating stomach belts, and people sharing news-doom straight into the sin bin. After pondering what the gays would be like at war, Dane and Daniel crown their first-ever ‘Queen of the Damned’ and dive into a very important letter: “How do I get a gay best friend?”

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The infernal aunties are back in their naughty place! While Dane’s been gallivanting across the Emerald Isle with Devilled Eggs, Daniel’s been busy frosting his hair. Feeling as young and hip as ever (so they claim), Daniel puts Dane to the test with some Gen-Z slang... What could possibly go wrong?! They toss food trend myths and Grindr pet names into the sin bin—only to be left gasping at a letter from a heinous infernal landlady…

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