Hey, Johnson! We think the storm caused a bit of a gas leak somewhere. That's probably why we seem so crazy in the beginning. But also probably not. 

Hey, Johnson! Did you know you  can't spell "dreams" without M.A.R.S.! ... and E and D. But they don't matter. 

Hey, Johnson! Can you get us guests for these updates? Since they're basically podcasts, we feel like it would be fun to talk to other people. I'm sure you folks can get anybody to come on here. You're frickin' NASA. 

Hey, Johnson! What's the highest we can build a rollercoaster without it tipping over? Asking for a friend. Thanks!

Hey, Johnson! What are some of the books you didn't get to read as a kid because the adults running your education system thought they were too spicy? We need ideas! Thanks! Oh, and happy holidays and new year and stuff!

Hey, Johnson! Is Daniel Day Lewis talented enough to play both of us? He probably could do it. Who's to say he's not already doing it?

Hey, Johnson! Do you guys want to be part of Mars Day? You can send rockets into space that explode like fireworks. If not, that's fine. We just won't invite you to be a part of anything else ever again.

Happy Thanksgiving, Johnson! In honor of the holiday, we will be giving you next week off. We know it would make sense to do this week instead of next week, but we figured we'd give you guys this update and you can just listen to it when you guys get back. 

Johnson, you gotta put in a good word to Biden for us. Don't leave us hanging! Mike is getting scared he won't be able to start his Center for Guitars Who Can't Play Good.

Hey, Johnson! We'd like to know your thoughts on A Christmas Story and why it sucks.