Welcome to M.A.R.S.

Hey, Johnson! We got bored of all of the new stuff we've been watching, so we went back and watched some classics and oh, goodness...

Hey, Johnson! It's our annual Thanksgiving update! We just so happened to miss Thanksgiving though... So enjoy our newly-titled Cyber Monday update!

Hey, Johnson! Delayed a little cause I was having problems with the space Wi-Fi. It was a very boring 2 hours. 

Hey, Johnson! We got a little lazy with everything. Figured since you don't care, we shouldn't either. But we do because we're not a bunch of space jerks.

Hey, Johnson! It's been a while. We just wanted to see how much you would miss us. Glad the answer is "not at all."

Hey, Johnson! We figured out the secrets behind creating the next New York Times Bestseller. I guess you could say we have the "Green Light" now. That's a Matthew McConaughey thing if you didn't get it. 

Hey, Johnson! I mean, we told you last week that if everything sucks, we're only gonna talk about wrestling. To be fair though, lots of cool shit happened.

Hey, Johnson! It's been a while. And a lot of stuff has happened in our two weeks of being absent. Mostly CM Punk returning. So obviously we need to talk about that.

Hey, Johnson! Feeling a little lonely up here so we decided to reminisce about the stuff we miss from back home. Don't you take that stuff for granted, you jerks.

Hey, Johnson! All that talk about reboots last week, got us thinking about what else we would wanna see! And other stuff that we wouldn't!