Hey, Johnson! Don't mind us. We're just out here, improving ourselves and getting that college degree. Mostly because there's nothing else to do here.

Hey, Johnson! I know we're a little late with the update. But it's just because we were busy watching Obi-Wan on Disney Plus, new episodes streaming every Wednesday.

Hey, Johnson! I know you may think we have a bunch of free time up here on Mars, and we do. So our opinion is even more validated because we have so much time and still don't have time for some of these long ass movies.

Hey, Johnson! No, we haven't seen the movie, but just because we're uneducated, doesn't mean we can't talk about it like we know things. This is America. That's what we do.

Hey, Johnson! We took a little hiatus because we do what we want. Actually, it's more to see if you care or not. It's fine though. 

Hey, Johnson! Michael here. Might have broken a microphone and caused our recording to be a little messed up, but you get what you get. If you wanted professionals, you shouldn't have sent us.

Hey, Johnson! Like every other time, we got a little busy and distracted up here. So since everybody is talking about The Batman, we are too! 

Hey, Johnson! You'll never guess, but some shit has gone down in the wrestling world. So let's talk about it!

Hey, Johnson! Everybody is out here buying everybody else. But please don't sell us to some conglomerate. That would be rude.

Hey, Johnson! We appreciate you  finally sending out our first care package. It was nice to feel like you cared for once.