Hey, Johnson! Chicago is a mess, but everything else is pretty okay because Brendan Fraser is making a comeback.

Hey, Johnson! It's that time of year! Well, every four years. But two years technically, because of the whole "Summer" and "Winter" olympics thing. Anyway, we want to be a part of it, so how do we do it?

Hey, Johnson! Billionaires are blasting off into space and that got us both thinking... Anyways, we can breathe now and eat dirt for fun. So that's where we're at.

Hey, Johnson! In terms of the marmite, we touched The Rock and got knocked out Stone Cold. Get it? Anyways, that's why this took a while. Hope you're jealous! Seriously. I hope someone is jealous. Anybody.

Hey, Johnson! Today we bring you our first update from the road! That's right! We're currently on tour! And by tour, I mean we're on a journey to possibly die. Or become immortal?  So much fun!

Hey, Johnson! It took a while, but we think we may have found something on Mars! We just have to find it...

Hey, Johnson! Lots of fun stuff this week! We go over everything from worm excrement, to new space suits, to Big Bang Theory sucking. 

Hey, Johnson! We figured out how to save the movie theaters. You're welcome.

Hey, Johnson! In a market where relevancy is pretty much the name of the game, how the hell do two idiots who don't even live on the same planet stay relevant? Tik Tok is not the answer.

Hey, Johnson! This week, we ask the important questions. Where do we get tattoos? How can we give ourselves them? Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses? You know, just the usual stuff really.