Welcome To Meet You

By Dart & Robbie

What's Welcome To Meet You about?

Welcome To Meet You everybody; the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment.

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Welcome To Meet You episodes:

06.26.2024
Profound or Pathetic
Hey Brats! Hey you devilish, cheeky little fucking Brats! Welcome to another episode of the podcast you love to Brat out to. This one's available to watch too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaQE_097AzU&t;=2s. Bridie and Dart discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' polarizing 2024 film 'Kinds of Kindness'...
06.13.2024
Paging Dr. Cock [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS Daniel Kitson's latest show "Collaborator", belligerent coworkers, Sydney film fest, Dart's alleyway heroism, and the latest from the minds of Detective Kim Kardashian!
06.05.2024
Dreaming of a brighter tomorrow
VIDEO AVAILABLE ON OUR YOUTUBE The lads watched Sofia Coppola's first film, the Virgin Suicides (1999) at the Sydney Opera House, Dart quizzes Robbie about wet dreams, the menagerie of internet finds is back AND a fresh segment for...
05.31.2024
From Where You'd Kava Be [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS Kava ceremony, Robbie's Fiji getaway, Dart's bathroom conspiracy solved, Lynchian barber experience and menagerie of humourous internet finds. Full episode available to watch or listen to on our Patreon! Vinaka vakalevu!
05.23.2024
A Clockwork Black
Waddup Slime? The boys kicked it off with a pass ag royal inquisition conducted by Rob into Dart's extensive teeth brushing routine. However, any wounds are healed as the boys warmly recall a special boozy sleep over night that resulted in...
05.16.2024
the girl with the flower in her hair [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS In this one: Baby Reindeer, Kendrick v Drake, and IGA micro-aggressions. Outro: i.v & Detente - Burnout / Mechanical Pencils
05.08.2024
Champions
E Komo Mai To Meet You! Welcome back to a podcast so sexual, you will want to shove a tennis racket up your arse. We saw Challengers (2024). It got Dart super horny, but unfortunately Robbie was distracted by a broken chair...
04.24.2024
Legally Blind [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
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04.17.2024
The Curse EXPLAINED
Eyyyyy. The boys are back but Dart has long covid :(... :3 We finally dive into Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie's masterpiece 'The Curse' (2023), starring them and Emma Stone. For optimal listening, watch all 10 episodes prior (available on...
04.11.2024
The Man Of Honour [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
Join the Welcome To Meet You Patreon for exclusive fortnightly episodes! linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou In this one: Two Weddings and a Bluesfest... Intro: Louis Cole - Tiny Losses Outro: Louis Cole - End of The Night
04.03.2024
Run That Back
We watched the Roast of John Cleese… but Robbie got cancelled?? Dart tried out a new barber and ended up getting more than a trim! You will not believe this one… The infamous group chat continues to be an overwhelming...
03.27.2024
Poor Tings [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]
JOIN WTMY PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE FORTNIGHTLY WEEDCASTS: Welcome To Meet You Patreon In this one: shit sleeping habits, cold, dark times in school, the unexamined life, the almost unwatchable Poor Things (2023), Dart's irritation at people using "boundaries" as an...
03.20.2024
Anyway!
May your Apple Watch chip and shatter. Just joking. Hello FR3AKS! Welcome to meet you! Robbie and Dart dissect Denis Villeneuve's brutalist sci-fi epic Dune: Part Two (2024) and gush over MGMT's modern masterpiece Loss of Life (2024). Memoir titles...
03.14.2024
Let The Games Begin [PATREON EXCLUSIVE CLIP]
Join the Patreon for exclusive fortnightly episodes: linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou Well well well, won't you give it up for your boys Darcy Solomon (Dart Sultan) and Dobbie Armfield (Robbie Armfield) as they bring you another episode of the show eclipsing the Australian podcast...
03.07.2024
Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato w Jordan Sharp
"Dart, you moving to Sydney has caused a cataclysmic vibe shift." - Jordan Sharp In the lead up to his new show 'The Book', as well as getting on the nod together at a Joeyy show, the boys invited comedian and...
03.06.2024
Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato w Jordan Sharp
"Dart, you moving to Sydney has caused a cataclysmic vibe shift." - Jordan Sharp In the lead up to his new show 'The Book', as well as getting on the nod together at a Joeyy show, the boys invited comedian and...
02.07.2024
Bed-in for Cheese
AKA “Sydney Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Boner Street…” We gather on Dart’s new Sydney-based bed to talk rubbish and devour a delectable cheeseboard, paid for by the kind WTMY Patreons! Thank you so much. Group chat BS, Robbie’s...
02.01.2024
Joker and the Thief w Brides
Dart has an announcement, Brides had her phone stolen at a gay rave and we check out Sylvester Stalone’s new show Tulsa King… “1 in the pink 1 in the stink” Join the Patreon for exclusive weekly episodes and the...
01.30.2024
Joker and the Thief w Brides
Dart has an announcement, Brides had her phone stolen at a gay rave and we check out Sylvester Stalone’s new show Tulsa King… “1 in the pink 1 in the stink” Join the Patreon for exclusive weekly episodes and the...
01.17.2024
Taking The Piss w Aaron Gocs
Stitch ups n stand up. Fast food n fatherhood. Averageness n homelessness… Such a pleasure to chat with Australian comedy powerhouse, Aaron Gocs! linktr.ee/aarongocs linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou Special thanks to Sean Conlon for filming, Charlie Waldren for the delicious feed, and our dear...
12.17.2023
Get Him to the Alfred w Brides
Dart went to the hospital and Robbie and Bridie were bullied by a Tom Jones impersonator. linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou Intro: Gil.Barte - Ako
12.07.2023
The Proposal (The Podcast)
Love ‘n’ loss… Hope ‘n’ despair… Yin ‘n’ yang… We chat about Robbie’s proposal to Bridie at the 20th anniversary screening of The Room and Dart’s recent troubles. Also Andre 3000’s GQ interview smells like roses! The Proposal: https://youtu.be/BfAsRfm0LdQ?si=nR_K2iXslYF7Xej0 ...
11.30.2023
The Threatles w Jim Rindfleish (Mildlife)
PATREON EXCLUSIVE UNLEASHED! Jim kindly joined us to discuss the final Beatles song 'Now And Then'. Enjoy! Get involved on the WTMY Discord and join Patreon for regular additional content: linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou
11.22.2023
The Scandal
“Healthy circumcisions, informed decisions, great conversations.” Welcome to our new podcast: The Scandal! Today we discuss the new Willy Wonka, ATAR scores, the Bee Gees, and share a truly scandalous idea… This one was filmed. Watch it on our YOUTUBE...
11.15.2023
Monkey Business w Brides
We’re kindly joined by the inimitable Brides to chat monkeys, washing ass, fashionistas and the final Kim Kardashian adventure! And heads up! This one was filmed! Watch it on our YOUTUBE channel and subscribe for more: https://youtube.com/@welcometomeetyou1242?si=69STooO_YDEpaz-j INSTA: @welcometomeetyou ...
11.02.2023
We Love You Paul!
Dart and Robbie both saw Paul McCartney for his Got Back tour with their mums AND Robbie is an Australian champion! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Intro: ML Buch - High speed calm air tonight
10.16.2023
The Barbenheimer Effect
Well f*ck! Time for some fresh and new opinions on the double feature of a lifetime. We go deep on Barbenheimer, rub ‘n’ tugs, and crap like that. Hope you enjoy! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public
08.28.2023
2 pigs 1 trough
Hi there! Hope you’re well. Today’s menu: suffering, hope, the wisdom of waves, and adult “swifties”… Take a loved one to the water and let us know how it goes! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Dart’s LOVE: Estee Nack -...
07.18.2023
Weak Ones w Jim Rindfleish (Mildlife)
Inspiration, vocation, collaboration… A pleasure and a thrill to shoot the breeze with Jim Rindfleish, drum king of Mildlife. We talk about the industry, the nature of genius, beatles, star wars, simpsons, crowd surf fails, festival line ups, and even...
06.07.2023
Chookas w Jordan Sharp & Tristan Haze
What is performance today? And where is the stage? Chookas is a podcast offering a unique opportunity to explore these ideas. And who better to host it than seasoned stand-up comedians Jordan Sharp and Tristan Haze. They’re joined in Adelaide...
04.28.2023
WTF w Sam Campbell
High flying success, meeting heroes, and Harry Potter hypotheticals… NOTHING was off limits in this exclusive tell-all with London-based Australian-comedic heavyweight, Sam Campbell. A great privilege to have him on the show and we highly recommend you attend his latest...
03.30.2023
Embracism with Kirin J Callinan
The year is 2013… Kony is still at large and Kirin J Callinan releases his debut solo album ‘Embracism’... Produced by Kim Moyes of The Presets, it’s wild warped wonderful and 10 years on worthy of a deep dive… So...
02.28.2023
The Da Vinci Code
Moving house, Rihanna’s superbowl performance, Sam Campbell’s ‘Companion’ stand up special, Avatar 2, jb hi fi. @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Outro: Life Sim - IDL
02.19.2023
Chernobyl Child
Dart’s encounter with a “radioactive orphan”, Martin McDonagh’s ‘The Banshees of Inisherin’, “Irish-core”, and is everything political? @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Outro: George Harrison - Your Love Is Forever
01.27.2023
Taking it easy
Robbie’s 30th, Dart did shrooms at Arctic Monkeys, pides, bidets, Ruban Ostlund’s ‘Force Majeure’ (2014), dyslexia, our Mandela effects. We’re just taking it easy! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Outro: Machine Girl - Peace of Mind
12.27.2022
Man Whore
A little festive hello. Back properly soon. Merry merry to you and yours! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Outro: Tame Impala - Let It Happen (Soulwax Remix)
12.11.2022
Pub Day
Shrooms, therapy, guns n roses, cooking a beast, sex toys, trump’s hole in one. Send us your cooking pics (with a little context please)! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Outro: Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better (Super...
11.24.2022
Bong Over Troubled Water
Regret, disturbing neighbours, CBD vs BBR (Big Bong Rips), performative laughter, aussie music vids, and the debut of “Dart’s Menagerie”... @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Dart’s LOVE: Barbarian (2022), Black Sabbath - The Warning, Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over...
11.04.2022
21st Century Shitstain Man
We saw Tame Impala live, Toby Amies’ new King Crimson doco, and discuss the Ye shitstorm WTMY Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&fan;_landing=true&view;_as=public Toby Amies Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnHrzTjdEf8&t;=1s&ab;_channel=FactualAmericaPodcast @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected]
10.20.2022
Dear Darling
We reckon with our masculinity by reviewing some woman stuff! Clementine Ford’s podcast ‘Dear Clementine’ and Olivia Wilde’s new movie ‘Don’t Worry Darling’. Also Dart saw Brian Cox (the rock ‘n’ roll scientist) on stage! (If you don’t want movie spoilers,...
10.04.2022
The Big Sleepover
Melbourne, mateship, Bowie flick ‘Moonage Daydream’, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries, comedy, and street fights with Mildlife!?!? Outro: The Kinks - Art Lover @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected]
09.16.2022
Thunder, Misery, Love and Light
Trials and tribulations… Honour and spectacle… Magic and loss… The Rehearsal finale and the latest instalment of Detective Kim Kardashian… Enjoy! @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] Outro: Old Saw - The Mechanical Bull at Our Lady of the Valley
08.23.2022
$160
Our 50th episode! We discuss Jordan Peele’s new one ‘Nope’, unveil Part 3 of Detective Kim Kardashian, debut “Who Beautiful?” and more... Thanks for listening. @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] Outro: Miles Davis - He Loved Him Madly
08.12.2022
EVLIS
Bacon, episode 4 of The Rehearsal, Baz’s ELVIS, superheroes, faith, chemist warehouse, and the anticipated sequel to Detective Kim Kardashian… @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] Outro: Lou Reed - Magic and Loss (Summation)
08.07.2022
Smacks For Dogs
Bring them back? Hamilton, Tyler The Creator and Death Grips’ 2018 album ‘Year Of The Snitch’ @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected]
07.28.2022
Gone
2 curious humans enjoy another yarn! Splendour In The Mud, misunderstandings, Dart twisted his ankle at Guzman Y Gomez, Jordan Peele’s movies, et al. @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected]
07.21.2022
Fashion Is Not Free
We discuss our fashion choices and the debut episode of Nathan Fielder’s new show ‘The Rehearsal’ @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected] Outro: David Bowie - The Mysteries
07.07.2022
Welcome To Wellness (Part 2)
CW: This episode contains unfiltered discussion of “Cack”. The second and final instalment of Dart's journey to a Thai wellness retreat and Robbie reveals a secret... Robbie's LOVE: The Government Lake by James Tate Dart's LOVE: Mayhem - Deathcrush EP @welcometomeetyou r/welcometomeetyou [email protected]
06.30.2022
Welcome To Wellness (Part 1)
Dart attended a wellness retreat in Thailand with Lorde. Part 2 coming soon… Intro: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill Outro: Miles Davis - What’s Love Got To Do With It
06.08.2022
AMA
Your questions answered plus boring admin update (yawn!) Feel free to follow us on the gram (@welcometomeetyou), join the piss cult at r/welcometomeetyou and/or reach out to us with theories, queries or concerns at [email protected] Outro: Yasuaki Shimizu - Kono Yoni Yomeri...

What's Welcome To Meet You about?

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Welcome To Meet You episodes:

Profound or Pathetic

Paging Dr. Cock [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

Dreaming of a brighter tomorrow

From Where You'd Kava Be [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

A Clockwork Black

the girl with the flower in her hair [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

Champions

Legally Blind [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

The Curse EXPLAINED

The Man Of Honour [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

Run That Back

Poor Tings [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

Anyway!

Let The Games Begin [PATREON EXCLUSIVE CLIP]

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato w Jordan Sharp

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato w Jordan Sharp

Bed-in for Cheese

Joker and the Thief w Brides

Joker and the Thief w Brides

Taking The Piss w Aaron Gocs

Get Him to the Alfred w Brides

The Proposal (The Podcast)

The Threatles w Jim Rindfleish (Mildlife)

The Scandal

Monkey Business w Brides

We Love You Paul!

The Barbenheimer Effect

2 pigs 1 trough

Weak Ones w Jim Rindfleish (Mildlife)

Chookas w Jordan Sharp & Tristan Haze

WTF w Sam Campbell

Embracism with Kirin J Callinan

The Da Vinci Code

Chernobyl Child

Taking it easy

Man Whore

Pub Day

Bong Over Troubled Water

21st Century Shitstain Man

Dear Darling

The Big Sleepover

Thunder, Misery, Love and Light

$160

EVLIS

Smacks For Dogs

Gone

Fashion Is Not Free

Welcome To Wellness (Part 2)

Welcome To Wellness (Part 1)

AMA