Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart) was an accomplished sculptor who claimed to have had a seven octave vocal range and no formal education. Him and His Magic Band debuted with ‘Safe As Milk’ in 1967. 

Comedian and Professor of Logic, Tristan Haze*, kindly joins me for this second installment of Corks to explore the Captain’s nascent vision. Hope you enjoy! 

Robbie

* - Follow his insta @tristanhazeart and devour his pods ‘Ultimate Segment’ and ‘We Can Pedia’.

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Speak to me oh toothless one!

Welcome to meet you YNs.

This week, we tackle the monumental circus that was Black Sabbath's final ever (?) show 'Back to the Beginning'.

Also, we finish off our discussion on Nathan Fielder's 'The Rehearsal S2 (2025)' by disecting the epic season finale 'My Controls'. 

Finally, as per our remit - Wet Leg's new Tiny Desk concert.

Let me see your fucking hands!

D+R

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The debut of Robbie's solo pod, Corks! More to come... 

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A month off weed, heaps of music, and anal pleasure.  

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Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan.

Lorde, Addison Rae and Will Smith. 

Authenticity, power, cringe and watching Grown Ups 2 on shrooms. 

It's providence baby. 

D&R

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Question: Yeah this ep is fine... but is it worth the damage it's doing to the enviroment? 

Answer: No. 

Robbie debriefs us about his spirit enriching travels throughout the top end of Australia. Dart de-briefs himself whilst in a k-hole. 

And finally, Sinners (2025) - is it worth the hype?

All this and more on this week's episode of Welcome To Meet You!

D+R 

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Welcome To Meet You! 

Robbie and Dart unpack season 2 of Nathan Fielder's bizarre and inspired creation 'The Rehearsal'. 

The return of Doctor Cock, Robbie's experience at the 2025 Nimbin MardiGrass, Dart's new iPad and Robbie's new TV. 

Best listened to on an iPad!

D+R

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Hey Uncs, 

Welcome to meet you! 

Russell Crowe has new music out and it's funny as.

Robbie recalls his time in a high school improv troupe and Dart assaults us with cringe he witnessed at his first improv show. 

The La's, yummy coffees and dead rats. 

And tell us, have you ever had a decent feed at a Gloria Jeans? 

Be safe and healthy, 
D+R

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Well, well.... WELL. If it isn't the Piss Cult. Take a seat would you?

*Queefs*

This episode, we're investigating the liminal horror that is 'Dead Internet Theory'. 

Pride, injury, masculinity and of course a Will Smith update. 

Enjoy and live merrily,
The WTMY Team LLC.

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Dart regales us with tales from his recent and ill fated cruise to New Zealand. Romance, terror and a whole lot of room service. 

Drake Vs. Kendrick, overintellectualizing, Brett Lee and the Barefoot Challenge. 

"Your feet are bare and you're out in public somewhere."

Please send your own submissions for the barefoot challenge to us on the socials and enjoy the ep. 

With arms wide open, 
D+R

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