On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan has a dick vein revelation, Stephen talks Formula One, the boys discuss The Lord Of The Rings (also The Beatles!), Al Capone had a cartoon voice, Elon Musk has a beautiful body and Phoebe Bridgers deserves to be grabbed really hard!

All of that shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Thots & Prayers by NOTYOURDAD

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Richard cock dies, Shinzo Abe dies, Ivana Trump dies, Tristan airs his dirty laundry involving Chris and Olivia, Rudy queer dates, Stephen has a pretty good parody song, the boys discuss The Boys and why Lana del Rey is the new IT girl!

All of that stupid bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: The Crane Wife 3 by Marianne Faithfull (ft. Nick Cave)

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys end their long hiatus, Kevin flexes his dad's immense wealth, Stephen and Rudy gay out over S&L, Amber Heard is still fuckable, Tristan emulates Stephen and goes to Las Vegas, Greg returns, and no one talks about Roe v. Wade!

All of that shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: I Am Stronger by Unkle Adams

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Chris' dog is a racist, Tristan airs his literal dirty laundry (its normal), Rudy gets pissed (about something i cant remember), Patrick makes a rare call-in, the Viral Audio Clip Of The Week is lackluster, the boys discuss iCarly extensively and nobody can find baby formula due to President Biden's mishandling of literally everything in this country.

Outro song: Lust For Life by Iggy Pop

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan throws Julia Fox away for Tess Holiday, Rudy does a surprise Crypto Corner, Kevin reads steamy Harry Potter fan fiction, Zelenskyy is an attention whore, and Stephen & Tristan see Limp Bizkit!

All of that and so much more bullshit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: O Children by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Kevin clears the air, Tristan announces some startling new statistics on lynchings, Stephen talks about Kellogs or some shit, Chris and Olivia leave two voicemails at once, Taylor Hawkins enters ETERNAL DAMNATION, and Nicolas Cage loves shortbread!

All of that retard shit and SO much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: The Ballad Of Jim Jones by The Brian Jonestown Massacre

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

It took me way too long to edit this and because of that I've forgotten like everything lol. Bruce Willis was mean to Kevin's dad and I'm dating Olivia and Chris now. I think that's all we talked about, idk.

All of that and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Sad Man's Tongue by Volbeat

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Rudy breaks his cock, Chris murders his sister, Russia goes full Walter White based mode on Ukraine, the boys talk about tape worms, Stephen yet again fails to do a proper parody song, Tristan has a hot take on Slurpees (as well as other 7-Eleven delights) and Joy Behar can't go to Italy!

All of that retarded bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Hammond Song by The Roches

All of that

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Stephen has a Jeopardy! conspiracy theory, Tristan names all of the black people, Julia Fox looks like SHIT, Rob has a hard time leaving a voicemail, the dope libtards Neil Young and Joni Mitchell leave Spotify, and the boys discuss cancel culture! How fun!

All of that retarded shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Stealing Electricity by Tom Russell

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan discusses a new sex act he has devised, Rudy gets autistic about The Matrix, Amy Schneider ties Matt Amodio as Jeopardy champ, Bob Saget fucking DIES, Meat Loaf fucking DIES, Louie Anderson fucking DIES and the boys discuss cable vs streaming!

All of that retarded rat shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: At Least The Sky Is Blue by SSION (ft. Ariel Pink)