On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Mike Richards is fired from Jeopardy!, Steve guest co-hosts, newly unearthed (and quite sus) Bob Dylan demo tapes are played, Afghanistan wins the Darwin Award, Rudy and Stephen get into a real fight, Tristan makes lust at Mayim Bialik and Rudy looks like Rubin Studdard!

All of that bullshit and so, so, SO much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Donda Chant by Kanye West

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys introduce the new Rode Rodecaster Pro, Frank guest hosts, Olivia reads a riveting reddit post (!), Chris is but only the shell of what he once was, Tristan reveals the location of the Horse House and Stephen drinks his own piss!

All of that retard shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: You Can't Beat A Boy Who Loves The Ramones by Helen Love

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan proposes a plan to lower the cost of living, Stephen takes a hot diarrhea into a dry toilet, the boys thank their faithful listeners who donated money for the new mixer (very sweet), Chris asks for more suicide advice, and Rudy does something (I forget)!

All of that completely cool and based content plus so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: St. Elmo's Fire by Brian Eno

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan starts shit with Tim Heidecker, Stephen survives hot-scissor-rape, Christian guest hosts, the boys listen to Christine Weston Chandler's damning phone conversation, Mel Gibson salutes our real president, Donald John Trump and Tristan e-begs!

All of that frivolous horse shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Multi-Family Garage Sale by Land Of The Loops

I really do highly recommend "Goodbye Uncle Tom". If you watch it, please leave a review on the voicemail (321-323-9521, Cocoa Beach, Fla)!

Outro song: Peaches en Regalia by Frank Zappa

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Stephen is still bed-ridden, Rudy goes to the DMV, Biz Markie dies, Steven Crowder has a FAT dumper, Chris dominates the voicemails, Tristan's uncle breaks his cock, and there is still no Viral Audio Clip Of The Week!

All of that retarded dog shit and so much fuckin' more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Albee Square Mall by Biz Markie (RIP!)

Been so long since I edited this episode, I have no idea what happens in it. Lemme think real quick.

Okay, Stephen isnt on this episode because of a sunburn, Rudy makes the M*A*S*H discovery of a lifetime, John McAfee died (!), ummmmmmm, I know there's more but I just can't think of it. Oh well!

Outro song: Jokerman by Bob Dylan

FOR BEATLES FANS ONLY.

Outro song: Goodnight by The Beatles

After show outro song: It's All Too Much by The Beatles

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Frank guest hosts and tells the boys about a wild dream he had, Tristan feels the room out about Jeopardy becoming more pedestrian (as well as Mayim Bialik fat Jewess ASS), Rudy officially ends Crypto Corner, someone attempts to steal da Horse House's clout! What!

All of that retarded bullshit and so so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horth House!

Outro song: Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Episode #62 - Conan's Show Is Ending Soon by Welcome To The Horse House