On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Chris and Olivia are live in studio! What more can I say!

All of that stupid shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Intermission song: Paparazzi by Xzibit (chosen by Olivia)

Outro song: I Want Another Affair by Jockstrap (chosen by Chris)

We're back! :)

Outro song: Silver Lining by Rilo Kiley

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Olivia leaves the greatest voicemail in the history of the Horse House, Stephen gets emotional over Mars, Wendy Williams' body and mind are going retarded, Tristan watches Family Feud get filmed, Rudy gets a job and the boys discuss the passing of Bob Dole!

All of that stupid bullshit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Changes by Black Sabbath

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Johnny guest hosts, the boys talk about the new Beatles documentary, Johnny shoplifts Star Wars toys from Walmart, Tristan invents the opposite of growing pains, Stephen cuts into conversation, Rudy has a childhood Dilbert book and a new Horse House shirt is out!

All of that brain dead nonsense and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Man On The Moon by R.E.M.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Craig once again calls in, the boys looks at BMI, Tristan floats and alternate reality 9/11 conspiracy theory, Stephen performs faith healing at a bookstore, Rudy is compared to an American Idol superstar in a McDonalds drive thru and we are so far from The Lord's light!

All of that gay bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Goodbye by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Stephen feels very political, Tristan has a dream about Lizzo, something else, and then of course another thing, something something something. Idk, I'm sorry I was half asleep while editing most of it. Its funny tho.

All of that stupid shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Turn It Up, Bitch by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Billie Eilish looks like an old lady, Tristan and Rudy bicker over sphincters, Kevin ciphers a Horse House rap (!), Chris attempts a new bit, Stephen dreams of a Good Burger sequel and Tristan makes an astonishing admission about the late Colin Powell!

All of that stupid retard shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper by Sunforest

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

New Horse House remodel, William Shatner goes to space (and unfortunately doesn't die), Rudy wears sunglasses the entire time, Stephen gets hit by a car, the boys fight anime, Rudy and Stephen are extremely toxic with each other and Chris becomes sweet once again!

All of that gay shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Stand By Me by Oasis

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan plays the role of match maker, Drew and Patrick guest host on and off (two episodes condensed into one, long story), David Allan Coe SURVIVES China Virus, Chris gives up the podcast, the boys discuss scat porn, and much Limp Bizkit content!

All of that BORING bullshit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Many voicemails, the boys memorialize 9/11, Stephen sings a special song, Tristan implores the general public to seek Christ instead of Blues Clues Steve, David Allan Coe is hospitalized with Covid, and Tristan's dick gets glued to his bed!

All of that mong bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush