On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Drew watches a spooky movie, Tristan eats his own cum, Rudy talks about Vladimir Putin, I forget what Stephen says in the podcast, and the boys discuss shock videos!

All of that stupid bullshit and so, so, so, so, so much more on this week's 2 hour long episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Like A Hurricane by Neil Young.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

- Stephen makes a special treat for the boys!

- The boys talk about what they want to see at the presidential debates!

- Rudy gets scarred by a video!

- & Hopefully more fun bits and editing that Tristan won't be mean to Rudy for!

Hey everyone. It's Rudy. Tristan is out seeing the world, and couldn't make it this week. Drew, our resident optics checker and Mr. Ed enthusiast has taken the reigns (lol), and boy does he have a show for you!

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

-Stephen talks about being sad!

-The boys mourn the loss of a public figure! (No memes, very serious.)

-Stephen and Rudy fix racism!

With live in-studio appearances by Mr. Ed & co. !

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys discuss how they'd dispose of a body, Tristan talks about his murdered neighbor, Stephen steps on Tristan's really good joke (wait till after the musical outro), Rudy has big bitcoin announcements, Drew says some things and Chadwick Boseman is dead (RIP)!

All of that stupid shit and unfortunately so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Push Th' Little Daisies by Ween.

Sorry for how late this is. Honestly, I put off editing it for so many weeks because I'm pretty embarrassed by the way I acted on it. Everything I say in this episode is true, for a very long time I was in a hole, and I was probably at my lowest when this episode was recorded, that's why I get into very real and very dark and very personal topics. As for the self harm, I haven't done it in over 2 weeks, one really bad night I gave myself a very very brutal black eye and it was a bit of a wake up call I guess you could say. Doing shit like that hurts the people who love and care for you more than it hurts yourself, and such a practice literally helps nothing. Since this episode, I've been getting better and better with each passing day, and I'm excited to get back to the old Tristan Horse, and to keep bringing you all more hilarious and fun episodes of the Welcome To The Horse House podcast. Thank you for your patience and continued support of the podcast, I love you all. If you ever wanna talk, dm me. Thanks!

Outro song: Crystal Japan by David Bowie

I don't feel like typing.

Outro song: Bubblegum Dreams by Ariel Pink.

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys have a long, boring conversation about shock films, Tristan clears the air about women's nipples, Rudy might have the novel Chinese coronavirus, and Stephen does a "funny bit"!

All of that hot street garbage and so much more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Prologue/"Tradition"/Main Title by Jews

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Ignacio discovers a new genre of porn from Nippon, Rudy finally admits to what we all know he is, Stephen brings back the song parodies, and the boys discuss Star Trek!

All of that stupid shit and even more stupid shit on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: King Of The Road by Roger Miller

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Ignacio explains why there hasn't been any new episodes, Stephen stops doing song parodies, Rudy is still a pedophile AND it's Pride Month!

All of that and so much more on this today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Si Tu Dois Partir by Fairport Convention

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan's multi million dollar idea for a new and exciting gentleman's club, the boys discuss porno theaters, Stephen brings back his really good NASCAR segment, Rudy does his crypto shit, Tristan talks about a jarring and tantalizing Japanese preggo porno he saw a long time ago, and Johnny guest hosts!

This and a fuck ton of more shit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan.