On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Rudy has the longest Crypto Corner segment ever, Johnny guest stars in studio, Tristan talks about how him and Chris physically crossed paths in 2015 (or 2016, I forget), Stephen talks about being creepy in elementary school, and the boys figure out which famous serial killer they'd be!

All of this and way more than you need on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) by Kate Bush.

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan comes up with his own Doomsday Clock, the boys discuss female genital mutilation (FGM), Rudy reminisces of watching Hee-Haw with his father, Stephen talks about the people of Wuhan, China drawing kawaii pictures of heavy machinery and Tristan dips his ballsack in soy sauce, live in studio (yes, really)!

All of that stupid shit and so much more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Porcelain by Moby.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan bitches about the homeless, Rudy teaches the boys about hyena pussy, the boys discuss jerking off, and Stephen walks outside to go pee!

This and, yes, you guessed it, so much more on this week's episode Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: I Touch Myself by Divinyls.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys talk astral projection, Rudy does that crypto thing, Stephen sings SLAYER, "What Was Andy Warhol Doing On This Day In 1977" and Tristan tells a really fucking embarrassing story about his recent trip to the auto parts store. Also: WE'VE MADE IT TO EPISODE 20, MOTHERFUCKERS, SUCK MY DICK YOU PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YES.

All that and more than you could ever fathom on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Intro song: Let's Get Retarded by Black Eyed Peas

Outro song: Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

On the second installment of Behind The Stable, the boys discuss The Rise Of Skywalker, the prequels, George Lucas, and basically everything else Star Wars.

Outro theme: Peaches En Regalia by Frank Zappa.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan is the horniest he has ever been, Macho Man Randy Savage calls in, Stephen talks Star Wars, Rudy explains boats and intestines, and Tristan premiers the new song he wrote (instant classic)!

All this and more! more! more! on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Shouting In A Bucket Blues by Kevin Ayers.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Rudy talks crypto, Stephen laments that no one donated money for him to audition for the next Star Wars movie, Tristan shares some workout tips to trick your body into feeling full, the boys review "Cats" and our good friend Christian guest stars in studio!

All of this and outrageously more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Mr. Mistoffelees by The original Broadway cast of "Cats"

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Governor Jesse Ventura calls in, Stephen talks week 2 of Toyota-thon, Rudy flubs his crypto corner, Cardi B takes a delicious dump, Patrick's M*A*S*H Minute, Tristan admits to being clinically horny, and the boys discuss the new Ghostbusters trailer. Special guest: Drew!

All of this bullshit and unfortunately more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: (Not Just) Knee Deep by Funkadelic.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Richard Cock calls in, Tristan sides with North Korea, Rudy has a lackluster crypto corner, voicemails, Stephen volunteers to donate his cum to Elton John, and the boys discuss CANCEL CULTURE. Also starring special guest, Drew!

All this and so much motherfucking more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Do I really have to fucking tell you?

On today's episode of Behind The Stable, the boys discuss The Irishman and Scorsese's beef with cape shit!

Outro theme: Peaches En Regalia by Frank Zappa.