On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Stephen goes OFF about libtards ruining Thanksgiving, a plan is devised to break Roger Stone out of Patriot Jail, Tristan considers joining the Freemasons for the ultimate clout, the boys listen to voicemails, Rudy insults our very kind listeners and Papa John eats 40 pizzas in 30 days!

This and unfortunately so much fucking more on this week's episode Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Oh Jim by Lou Reed.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Its bad.

This and unfortunately more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Uncle Remus by Frank Zappa.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The star of "Patrick's Mash Minute", Patrick, guest hosts in studio, the boys discuss various sizes of hymens, Tristan decides to raise his son as an illiterate, Rudy talks crypto, Nanny Fine goes to Buchenwald, and Stephen interrupts Patrick! Also: does bigfoot have a human cock and what about Crash Bandicoot is making the teens go moist?!

This and way more than you could ever FUCKIN' believe on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Parties In The U.S.A. by Jonathan Richman

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan and Stephen dredge up memories of their shared Denny's girlfriend, Frank calls in, Stephen pays homage to Elizabeth Warren's gigantic inflatable dog, the boys play "Guess Their Ethnicity" and Rudy shits into a McDonald's cup!

This and way more than you want on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan dreams of being 800 pounds (sexually), an explanation of where the boys have been, Stephen threatens to k*** Justin Trudeu (in Minecraft), Rudy whiteknights for science (hope she sees this bro), and Tristan talks about sexy, dirty, Aussie feet!

This and so much fucking more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Ophelia by The Band.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Cannibalism: is it right? Is it wrong? What if you're German?

The boys debate whether or not Michael Richards is actually racist,

former Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura stops in, Tristan announces a contestant for the listeners and Rudy buys a new laptop bag!

This and a whole SHIT-FUCK-TON more on this week's WACKY episode of WELCOME TO THE HORSE HOUSE!

Outro song: Dome Light by "Weird" Paul Petroskey.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys explain their month long hiatus, Stephen gifts Tristan and Rudy 2 bottles of 12 year old Mountain Dew (that Rudy drinks live on air! WTF!!), Tristan dreams of being so rich he can get his turds surgically removed from his colon, and Stephen tells a story about how he saw a man sing TOOL at a bar! What!!!!!!!

This and a whole FUCK-TON more on this week's INSANE episode of WELCOME TO THE HORSE HOUSE!

Outro song: You're Sixteen by Ringo Starr.

On today’s episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan buys a raccoon penis bone off of Etsy, Rudy listens to porn radio, Stephen white knights for female actors (no surprise), the boys discuss how they dispose of their cum, plus the premier of the Horse House’s newest weekly segment, “Patrick’s M*A*S*H Minute”!

This and a helluvah lot more on this week’s episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Kimi wa Tennen Shoku by Eiichi Ohtaki.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan vents about Memorial Day, Stephen barely talks, the boys discuss how to achieve a pure tasting cum, Tristan details his short trip to Miami Beach, and Rudy reminisces of watching the Blue Angels when he was but only a wee lad.

All of this and much, much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: "Greg! The Stop Sign!" by TISM.

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan reminisces of a time without cum, Rudy has a disgusting fucking sunburn and Tristan takes a piss while Stephen and Rudy take control of the show.

This and a hell of a lot more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: "Swinging on a Star" by Bing Crosby with John Scott Trotter and His Orchestra.