On this today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Rudy and Drew are absent, Tristan details his visit to the doctor, the boys discuss the legendary Little Richard, Tristan talks about Adele's shallow pussy, Chris claims he's not a bigot (or Jewish!) and Stephen tests out the new futon!

All of that hot street garbage and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Tutti Frutti by Little Richard (RIP!)

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boy's discuss North Korea, Stephen has a NASCAR update, Rudy returns to his damp Crypto Corner, Tristan discusses his testicular problems, Drew talks nurses, and Frank leaves many voicemails.

All of that bullshit and a whole lot more bullshit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Return Of The Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Rudy is out sick, Tristan reads from his teenage diary, Johnny takes over Crypto Corner, Stephen spoils Breaking Bad, and the boys discuss THE BEATLES (for way too long).

All of that fucking stupid shit and a lot more fucking stupid shit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Sweet Revenge by John Prine

I don't know, folks.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan offers his services to women with huge asses, Richard Cock calls in and explains his plans for what to do during quarantine, Rudy gets a new beat for his Crypto Corner, Stephen tries out some Chinese Virus-centric stand up material, Drew now has his very own microphone and China deserves to be nuked!

All of the stuff you just read and a whole butt-tonne more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes by George Jones.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys talk the novel coronavirus (which is from China), Tristan tries to seel Weird Al another song for 3 million dollars, Chris calls in to try to make Tristan look like a fool, Marianne Williamson says a prayer, Stephen gushes about Nicolas Cage and Rudy talks about gonorrhea nodules!

All of that shit and so much more shit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Godstar by Psychic TV.

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan eulogizes Mayor Bloomberg's campaign via song, Rudy departs as co-host, Papa Sicilia delivers fresh pizza pies to the studio, Stephen talks seriously about Bernard Sanders, Drew gives us an optics check, and Frank, Sexy Haiku Guy and Chris bury the hatchet (not really)!

All of what you just read and probably more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Feel The Lightning by Dan Deacon

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

The boys broadcast live from the KFC parking lot while trying the new KFC doughnut sandwich, Tristan ponders the possibility of a sweet spot between shit and vomit, Chris clarifies that hes not Jewish, Stephen has control of the soundboard, Rudy is funny as usual, and the boys ask interview random townspeople about current events!

All of this and so so so so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: Good Day Today by David Lynch.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan gives advice to a bullied "little person" from Australia, Stephen keeps the boys updated on whats going on in the world of Nascar, Rudy does his thing, the boys plead with President Donald J. Trump to pardon Roger Stone, Jewish stuff happens and then Frank calls in!

All of that shit and so much fucking more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House:

Tristan chugs a bottle of Smirnoff Ice (not on air) and suffers the consequences, Stephen gives the boys important updates on the 62nd Daytona 500, Rudy does his crypto shit, Richard Cock calls in, Tristan tries to sell "Weird Al" Yankovic a song parody and the boys listen to voicemails (no shit)!

All of this and way more than necessary on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House!

Outro song: We Like To Party by Vengaboys.