We'll Never be Royals

We'll Never be Royals

By LK Morris and Abbey RossComedy
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We'll Never be Royals episodes

  • S3: Martin Bashir and the season finale
    We've been hanging out for this Martin Bashir episode because he has been naughty and it's all just come out thanks to some bloke named Dyson and his investigation into that Diana interview. Find out how Marty B convinced Di to give him all the tea in the season 3 finale! Listen now!
    23 min
  • S3: Rose Hanbury - Marchioness of Cholmondeley
    We're back on the royal adjacents' this week and if you assume any of the words in Roses's title are how you think you would pronounce them, you would be wrong! Rose has made headlines recently due to rumours of an affair with Prince William and you know this is the stuff LK and Rossy live for! Listen now
    22 min
  • S3: Meghan's baby shower
    OK we are not really throwing Meghan a baby shower but word on the street is she's either had the baby or is about to. So that can only mean one thing for LK and Rossy - speculation! Find out who thinks the baby is going to be named Carly and more in this weeks ep. Go listen!
    23 min
  • S3: Charles and Camilla's Secret Son Simon
    LK and Rossy are carrying on with these Royal conspiracy theories, this week by chatting about some bloke from Queensland who reckons he is Charles and Camilla's secret son. LK reckons it's utter rubbish, Rossy reckons it's 100% legit. Also lots of banter re: their first ever sponsored content opportunity! Have a listen to form your own opinion!
    20 min
  • S3: Queen Biz's Birthday Bash and Royal Conspiracy Theories
    After a few hectic weeks of serious royal happenings LK and Rossy wanted to throw a Birthday Bash for Biz's 95th Birthday... but somehow they fall down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole and they're equal parts sorry and chuffed with themselves for producing this level of content. Happy Birthday Biz and go and listen!
    21 min
  • S3: Pippa ( ...with the good butt!)
    Back in your ears with more royal adjacent peeps, and we may have peaked with the future Queen's little sister - Pippa! What a gem. Find out about the time Pippa dated a gun owner and enjoy the moment when LK tries to compare being a hedge fund manager to baking bread. It's a real treat! You know what to do - go listen!
    21 min
  • S3: America reacts to the Oprah #megxit interview
    Mates. We don't want to talk this ep up too much ... BUT, this is the best ep yet. This week LK and Rossy are joined by Producer Rob to chat about how America reacted to the Harry and Meghan Oprah interview. They also have some hot takes from some of their American mates and gee-whiz they have some opinions. Go listen now! Like right now!
    21 min
  • S3: The British Royal Family Rules
    So if we have learnt nothing else form the Oprah #Megxit interview it's that the British Royal family are all about the rules. Always curtsey to Queen Biz and never ever walk in front of her as well as the fashion guidelines and the famous 'no tights' wedding fued between Kate and Meghan. There are so many of them and we want to know what they are! Listen now to find out some of them anyway!
    22 min

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We talk about royal people. British royal people. Marrying British royal people, how to divorce them and what happens when the tabloid media gets all up in their grill.