We'll Never be Royals

This week LK and Rossy are answering all your Royal rumour questions. Including: did Kate wrongly tell Eugenie to come to an event in 'fancy dress' or did Harry accidentally piss himself one time when he had too many frothies at Adele's house? Find out which ones LK and Rossy think are true! Listen now.

We're back! As we kick off 2022 the year of the Queen's Platinum (that means 70!) Jubilee we look back at what was Biz's equivalent of a shit show! We review all the Prince Andrew and Harry and Meg's drama, Kate's gold dress success and all those new Royal babes!

OK so back when Kate get pregnant with George, her tezz morning sickness was sending her to the hossy far too often and the media were on to her. So Buckingham Palace made an early announcement and then shit got real. Find out how an Aussie radio station went from bad to worse when they made a prank call to Kate. Listen now!

Mates. You know more than anything LK and Rossy love a bit of royal scandal and what better way to get that convo started than with an illegitimate child?! This week, we are talking about all the most scandalous kids that may or may not be royal. Featuring Secret Son Simon, Prince Harry and couple you've probably never even heard of! Listen now!

Oh hey mate. This week we're lolling at how the royal family are actually lizard people with really weird traditions. Also we offer our best parenting advice yet. You're welcome!

G'day mate. We are giving the Royal Babes a spell this week and rolling the old 'Rates for Mates' homie because Megs went on Ellen this week and gee whiz. Gee whiz. Listen to all our hot takes and our well thought out strategic plan to help Meghan never embarrass herself like this again. Listen now!

Hey kids! You know how Town & Country like to write a killer article and then repurpose it 80000 times with new pictures and we love it so much? Well this week we're following their lead with another sneaky overview of Who's Who in the Royal Zoo. We'll cover all the cousin marriages. All of them!

Hey babes. LK and Rossy have still got baby brain and all they can think about this week is the ever important leaving hossy outfits. Not theirs of course but those of the Royal family. Find out which of Kate's outfits they reckon is the best and all their hot takes on Diana and Fergie's 80's maternity fashion choices. Go and have a listen.

Whackadoo mates so, LK and Rossy have some news! They are having twins, one each, due next year so because they are physically unable to think about anything else this season is going to be all about babies - Royal babies! Listen now for all the tea on the most notable Royal nannies.

Alright mates. It's here! Fergie's dirty novel has hit the shelves and LK and Rossy are giving it a review. Find out all the hot takes on the story and if Fergie should give up her day job - 'Storytime with Fergie and Friends' (a YouTube channel where she reads kids books to camera while probably drinking valium lattes), or not. Have a listen - also, it's the last ep of the season!!!