We'll Never be Royals

We'll Never be Royals

By LK Morris and Abbey RossComedy
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We'll Never be Royals episodes

  • S6: Biz's funeral and the Season Finale

    Well mates, LK and Rossy planned on doing a whole season about what happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies and guess what she has up and kicked the bucket!  In this weeks ep LK and Rossy chat all things Biz's funeral and start making plans for what's to come for this poddy in the coming months. Listen now! 

    30 min
  • S6: Operation London Bridge

    Have you been wondering what exactly happens when Queen Elizabeth II kicks the bucket? Well good news LK and Rossy are going to unpack 'Operation London Bridge' (that's the code word for Biz croaking it) in this weeks ep. Listen now! 

    27 min
  • S6: We're Back from Maternity Leave!
    Mates. We did it! We pushed the humans out of our vagines and now we are back to chatting all things royals! This week we are doing a quick life update and then recapping all the royal stuff we have missed over the last few months. Have a listen!
    26 min
  • S5: Another Andrew update and season finale!
    So a lot has been happening in Royals world this week including Prince Andrew settling out of court on his rape charges. Also Queen Elizabeth has the rona *PLEASE NOTE: we recorded this episode prior to her diagnosis so keep your eye peeled on our socials for updated. Let's get into all the goss and recap of the whole Prince Andrew saga! Listen now!
    32 min
  • S5: Royal Babes - Pregnancy loss in the Royal family
    (*TRIGGER WARNING*). Hey mates. This week we go back through history and look at some of the women who experienced pregnacy loss within the Royal family and what that meant for them and their royal position. Look, it's pretty heavy, with some personal story shares from LK and Rossy, and a few LOL's thrown in but if you want to skip on past this one no one will be offended. Also we talk about Biz being exposed to #therona and if Charles did that on purpose!
    33 min
  • S5: Rates for Mates - 'Spencer'
    G'day mates. This week we are rocking a 'Rates for Mates' episode where we review the movie 'Spencer' starring Kristen Stewart. Find out the good bits, the bad bits and how many stars we give it. Listen now!
    27 min
  • S5: Royal Babes - The cutest Royal babies... according to us!
    After carful consideration we have complied a list of the cutest royal babies ever and on this weeks pod we reveal which royals made the list! We also chat about the Harry and Meghan Spotify deal and of course the latest with Prince Andrew and his demands for a jury at his upcoming US court case. Listen now!
    24 min

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We talk about royal people. British royal people. Marrying British royal people, how to divorce them and what happens when the tabloid media gets all up in their grill.