We'll Never be Royals

What a ripper week it's been in royal news! The only royal commentator who is not happy about it is Martin Bashir who has been knocked off the podium for best royal tea spill ever. Oprah did not disappoint when she sat down with Harry and Megs and while LK is equal parts satisfied and disappointed, Rossy has a lot of Piers Morgan themed opinions. Have a listen!

This episode we chat all things Sophie - Countess of Wessex. Previously we have steered clear of Sophie and Edward, due to their dutiful boredom - BUT we actually find a tiny bit of scandal about Soph, so get it in your ears! (Also, don't say anything about this episode being 5 days late - Rossy's brain was not in a service area before going on leave).

G'day fans! We are a couple of eps into season 3 but have finally landed on the focus on this season and it's all those people who you kind of know are related to the British Royal family, but can't remember why. You might say they are 'royal adjacent'..? Anyway this ep is all about the true love of Harry's life Chelsy Davy. Have a listen!

In today's episode, we talk a lot about Meghan and Harry's baby announcement. We, like the rest of the world, are very excited and speculating about gender a due date! Also, we are doing a 'Rates for Mates' on The Royal Family Youtube channel. Have a listen!

So we are giving you yet another Prince Andrew update because we know you love it and let's face it - we it's the best royal scandal ever. Find out what Air Miles Andy might be facing in the coming months and the latest on Ghislaine Maxwell. Also, our mate Karen joins us again for her thoughts as a former Chicagoan prosecutor. It's pretty juicy - so have a listen.

Righto you lot - we are back! And we are kicking off season 3 with a ripper episode all about the 1981 royal nuptials. Charles and Diana's wedding was easily the best thing about the 80's, so LK and Rossy have a cuppa and a chat with Karen Kerbis - who went to London to witness the future King tie the knot with Lady Di ...even though she wasn't invited. Find out all the best bits about being in London for the wedding of the century! Listen now!

Break out the 'Tia Maria' and pour yourself of Christmas cheer because it's the Christmas Special! LK and Rossy are chatting all thing British Royals crimbo. Where they go, what they do and who gets pissed and passes out before the Chrissy pud. Well, Merry Christmas and go listen.

Today, we are giving you all the best bits from the last 2 seasons. Including royal news, 'Rates for Mates', the LOLs, and even some personal overshares. We'll be back next week with the Season 2 finale Christmas Special. Hope you enjoy our best bits! Have a listen.

SOILER ALERT! If you are yet to binge the entire 4th season of 'The Crown' and don't want us to give away the ending then keep on scrolling. But if you're keen to know all the best and worst bits of the latest TV production of the Windsor/Mountbatten royals in the 80's then have a listen! It's a ripper.

SPECIAL EPISODE WITH GUEST: Sam 'Clarky' Clark. This week we find out if Meg's 2024 presidential campaign is actually a reality with US political tragic Sam Clark. LK and Rossy ask heaps of questions about #MegsforPrez - including who can give her cash to campaign, would US Vice President elect Kamala Harris consider her a running mate and does Megs need to get her arse into gear. Listen now!