We'll Never be Royals

This week LK and Rossy go on a trip to Japan to discover a tiny bit about the Emperor despite the press black out on them. Find out why we know so little about them and the measures the current monarch took to marry his commoner wife. Speaking of commoners... LK also gives us a #megxit update and Rossy takes yet another opportunity to mention Fred and Mary from Denmark. Have a listen!

It's finally here! The episode we have all been waiting for Rates for Mates: 'Finding Freedom'. In this episode LK and Rossy give you all their hot takes re: Meghan and Harry's romance their journey to #megxit and what happens now they have found freedom. Listen now!

This week Rossy fantasises about potentially becoming a Thai royal herself while looking into King Vajiralongkorn's dirty laundry and his lavish lifestyle. LK finds an article made up of Royal members publicly crying - collated by the good people at Hello magazine. They have chats about Megxit guilt since reading the newly released 'Finding Freedom and try to limit their opinions for once. Have a listen!

And just like Slim Shady, LK and Rossy are BACK with Season Two of We'll Never be Royals. We know, it's exciting. This season we'll be checking out Royals from all over the world and we kick off with Brunei. Apart from the devastating news of Air Brunei being a dry airline we discover this small country is pretty yikes when it comes to progress. The Sultan is into some vintage shit and as the absolute power he gets away with it all. Have a listen to get all the deets!

So we've made our way through Europe and have ended up in Norway for the season one finale of We'll Never be Royals. Luckily the Norwegians are heaps fun and for shits and giggles LK and Rossy have another burl at Cruise Marry Shag but only half arse the Quiz, because, we're not going to lie - it's a bastard to edit. Listen now!

If you, like us, have never heard of the European Kingdom of Andorra, well listen up. Because there is lots to learn and plenty of time to Google images of the French president Emmanuel Macron, who is the Co-Chair/Prince of Andorra. Have a listen and it will all make sense. Also, Rossy has outdone herself this week with her self assigned research on the 'imaginary' kingdom of Tavolara. It's a ripper!

Because you lot loved the Prince Andrew first episode so much we've decided to give you a follow up ep and spill the tea on how much strife he's in now Ghislane Maxwell is in the slammer. Find out if we reckon Prince Andrew is up shit creek without a paddle or if the authorities will do diddly squat. Listen now!

As we near the end of our Euro adventure we stumble upon the tiny yet scandalous Kingdom of Liechtenstein. Current monarch Hans-Adam is the richest monarch in Europe and he has some naughty ways of maintaining that title. You'll hear all about it in this pod!

Guys we're doing minisodes now and we are rating books and documentaries and tv shows and any other stuff about Royals. This episode is all about a beaut new novel about a fictional British Royal family drama (including an American) the book is titled The Heir Affair written by the Go Fug Yourself girls Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan. Have a listen to find out what we reckon.

And we're off; to the land of big castles and even bigger tax evasion. It's Spain Week! How about you pour yourself a sangria and pop this ep in your ears then?