It's Fergie week and LK is trying really hard not to fangirl the entire episode but it's really hard when Fergie has done so much fun stuff. Duchess Sarah refuses to leave us alone even after divorcing the Royal family in 1996 and we are all about it. We discover how Fergie has kept busy over the last few decades by selling Prince Andrew for tabloid fame and being a spokesperson for Weight Watches. Rossy stitches up LK with a tezz Cruise, Marry, Shag and the internet could only come up with one Quiz on Fergie and LK gets every.single.one.correct! What a legend. Listen now!

So, Rossy thinks Queen Biz and Prince Phil need to kick the bucket before we get any real goss on them. But, there is already so much we do know about them and their Royal lyfe. That's why there is a whole episode about them! Find out where all the bling in Biz's engagement ring comes from and why Prince Phillip may well be the inventor of the Dad joke! Of course LK continues to interrupt and ask Rossy questions she doesn't know the answers to! The internet facilitates a Quick (but not) Quiz and Cruise, Marry, Shag still reins. Listen now! ... Like right now, what else are you doing?

LK's only job this week is to make Rossy fall in love with Queen Victoria, and spoiler alert - she does! We find out Queen Vicky is the reason everyone wears a white wedding dress and also why we vote for our nation's leaders using a secret ballot. She was also almost murdered eight times, loved her husband a lot and wore big knickers! But who cares cos she was legit a KWEEN! Obvi we do a Quiz and play Cruise, Marry, Shag. Get in your ears.

So this episode is meant to be about King David but TBH it's all about Wallis. Her life, her marriages, her attempt to stuff up the Royal family and her love of pugs. Also she was such a sexy minx she made her lover abdicate and that is worth making a podcast about. Of course we have a Quick, but not, Quiz and Cruise, Marry, Shag continues to be the best thing about LK and Rossy's internet fame. Anyway, just have a listen!

This week LK and Rossy are taking a look into Prince Andrew's life... and it's a doozy! Dodgy mates, shonky deals and a plethora of news reports on his association with Jeffrey Epstein. But it's not all bad news because the best thing about Prince Andrew is his daughter Beatrice's hats.

Cruise, Marry, Shag and the Quick (but not really) Quiz also get a run. Get it in your ears!

And we're back. LK and Rossy have had the longest summer ever but have now returned to the internet airwaves with a brand new series 'We'll never be Royals'. Because, well the British Royal family drama is juicy af... and quite frankly neither of them will ever be able to 'Meghan Markle' their way into a Royal family of any kind. So here we are again, chatting shit about royalty and getting all judgy on #megxit. First up, we spill the tea on Charles and Camilla. Get it in your ears!