We'll Never be Royals

This episode LK and Rossy gush over the real life fairytale love story of Crown Prince Fred of Denmark and his beautiful Aussie born wife Mary. Find out why these two are so adorable and how you too might be able to meet at Prince at a Pub. We discover the only mildly scandalous thing they have ever done and more fun facts about Fred's Mum the Queen and illustrator of 'Lord of the Rings'. Have a listen.

LK and Rossy are sticking to the two-parters with another instalment of Euro Royals. This episode is set in the European country of Belgium. The mainly boring, but also very scandalous, land of waffles and fries. Find out why Rossy wasn't able to deliver this royal investigation and had to handball it to LK. Also why she's not as excited about Prince Andrew's chat with the FBI. Get it in your ears!

We're all about space cakes and windmills this week, kids; it's time to take a trip to the Netherlands! LK and Rossy also kick off the episode with a quick quiz because who cares about formats and consistency?! Discover yet another Royal family - Hitler connection and how not to pronounce anything in Dutch. Do listen though, OK?

LK and Rossy continue their venture through the Euro Royals lives and head to Luxembourg this episode to discover, well not that much actually, about the very well behaved Grand Ducal family. But fear not, Rossy still has Megxit rage and LK discovers some letters Queen Biz wrote to the Australian government in 1975 are going to be released for public consumption. Have a listen!

Part Two of Euro Royals is all about the Grimaldi's of Monaco and Grace Kelly. The beautiful American actress who gave up her dreams and ambitions to be a dutiful public figure in Monaco. This family is romantic and scandalous and rich, and none of them ever decided to step down as senior members of the family. See, dutiful. Also LK and Rossy also give us the world's longest quick quiz... as usual! Listen now!

LK and Rossy are sick of the Brits and are now focussing their attention on other nations, kicking off with the Euro royal families. This episode will be distributed in two parts because basically, LK rabbited on for way too long for it to be one. Discover all about the Swede's royal-ness and as always a few other unrelated useless facts. Get it in your ears!

Well kids, it's the ep we've all been waiting for - the one where LK and Rossy attempt to explain the ins and outs of British Royal life, despite limited research skills and sometimes uncontrollable rage at certain members of the family. Lol. Listen now!

Want to know the reason for Megxit and all the factors leading up to Harry and Meghan's decision to leave the Royal family? Yeah..? So do we! This week LK and Rossy are chatting Megxit and a lot about Meghan's life before she met Harry. They also discuss how Harry feels about his Mum and William and why on earth Meghan joined the most traditional family in the world despite being a progressive, independent, self made woman. Rossy also discovers why she is so irritated by Meghan and is stitched up yet again by the world's most embarrassing Cruise Marry Shag. Have a listen.

LK and Rossy have bitten off more than they can chew this week thinking they were going to be able to cover every Diana scandal in a 40 minute podcast. Ppfft. What a bunch of idiots. However, a lot of conspiracy theories are covered in this ep including Squidgygate, James Hewitt, Dodi Al Fayed and that other bloke was in love with. We absolutely do not mean Charles. Anyway, get it in your ears. Here we go!

We've finally arrived at Princess Margaret week and this ep is a rippa. So now you can find out all about Margaret and why everyone wants to be her! Not only does she know how to dress and drink she is also very good at dating high profile lovers in a low profile way. Except that one time she was photographed at her home in Mustique with a bloke 17 years her junior, while she was married. Oops! Anyway who cares, LK and Rossy discover some truth about Margot's misspent youth and her well spent champagne budget. Listen now!