In this episode, Susan and Karl rekindle their relationship, Gaby tries to squeeze into a tiny dress while pregnant, Lynette meets a fellow mother with terrible twins of her own, and Bree gets engaged to a clinical psychopath.

Summer and Christy talk full-time jobs, the Spice Girls, nighttime in Los Angeles, the "MCU" and more.

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In this episode, Paul Young returns to the Lane, much to the chagrin of Susan; Bree attempts a romantic getaway with George; Lynette buys a new suit; and Gaby deals with drama between her husband and Lawyer David.

Summer and Christy talk the WICKED trailer, weddings, California rain, Reba McIntyre, Beyonce, and more!

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Lynette is forced to go drinking nightly with her concupiscent boss, Gaby runs into trouble when Carlos doesn't want David Bradley as his attorney, Susan wants to remain loyal to her booking agent despite his embezzlement scandal, and Bree learns, to her horror, that Rex thought she poisoned him-- and makes him posthumously pay for it!

Christy educates Summer on the automobile industry and they talk Ben Savage's congressional campaign, long walks, and more!

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In this episode, Gaby wants a conjugal visit, Susan FINDS Zach, Lynette struggles with Parker's imaginary friend Mrs. Mulberry, and Bree is essentially oblivious to the insane beef between Andrew and George.

Summer and Christy talk successfully sneaking into events, new jobs, and their short-lived book club.

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In this episode, Bree becomes the subject of an investigation, Susan is the green-eyed monster when Julie tries to do a church talent show with Edie, Lynette is a working woman (to her son's chagrin), and Gaby comes to a startling (disappointing) realization regarding John.

Summer and Christy discuss bad gen Alpha kids and ghost scrolling, the legendary Vermont belly dancing chicken, the cultural and personal impact of 30 Rock, and more.

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Christy and Summer once again talk annoying kids and seeing the Jonas Brothers. Nothing new there,

Bree is in a grieving standoff with Phyllis, Carlos gets beat up by an inmate, Tom is dirty, and Susan continues to self sabotage.

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Summer and Christy are recording together again... sorry. They talk airport struggles, annoying people, shower filters, and family dramas.

Susan finds out Zach is really a Delfino, Bree reunites with her mother in law, Lynette is back on the job hunt, and Gabby photoshops her paternity test.

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In this special episode, Summer and Christy sit down with Cody Kasch, who played Zach Young on Desperate Housewives!!! We had the most amazing time hearing about his time on the show, getting his thoughts on the characters, and much more!

Gaby testifies in court for(?) Carlos, Lynette is encouraged to go back to work while Tom decides to be a stay-at-home-dad, Susan is held hostage by Zach, Mike plans to kill Paul, Bree and Rex make amends with each other...and we finally learn THE TRUTH about Mary Alice and the whole Young family!

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Happy New Year, Desperate Housewives Superfans/Little Criminals! We hope everyone had a wonderful holiday.

In this episode, Felicia sends Paul Young away, Susan and Mike decide to move in together, Lynette tries to get Annabel moved to a different company, Gaby finds out Carlos is the one behind her birth control mishap, and Bree and Rex make a pact to be nice to each other.

Summer and Christy talk the common cold, illegal taxidermy at castles in the woods, justice for the extremely minor characters in this show, and getting pulled over.

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Bree is having an emotional affair with Pharmacist George, Gabby tells John she might be pregnant with his baby, Lynette and Tom are not banging, and Susan hires a crooked PI and gets answers. Back at the Young residence, Paul tranquilizes Zach for the good of Wisteria Lane, and Felicia kidnaps him.

Summer and Christy discuss bad millennial parenting, losing your sparkle, the east coast leg of the karaoke tour, and bad New York City traffic.

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