Some things are right, and some things are wrong. Why is some shit so important? Especially in the bathroom. Man, do we talk a lot about the bathroom this episode. Prepare to hear a bunch of dumb opinions about norms.

We follow up on lying to kids with another scenario. And why is it so damn hard to try something out, like wearing a hat? And what the hell are the short rows, anyway? Loose episode!

The brakes are off in this episode. We explore an absurd hypothetical travel situation, tackle an unfamiliar idiom suggested by one of our loyal listeners, and pontificate about workaday composers of yore.

With Easter behind us, we reflect on the important question of the holiday: What the hell do rabbits and eggs have to do with Easter? There is no doubt scholarly research on the topic, but we couldn't be bothered to look it up.

You find five million bucks. Lucky you! Or are you? We're not really sure. Probably not that lucky. Listen and figure it out, then let us know.

Episode 3 is here! We discuss the possibility of sailing away with extraterrestrial visitors and all that entails with a short sidebar into specialized parking spots.

Episode 2 is here! In which we briefly discuss vending machines before delving into the question of the day: How far forward (or back) could you travel in time and still get by?

Episode 1 is live! We discuss dog thoughts, self checkouts, the idiom "a dog's age," and more! I don't really know how to do these posts yet. But hey...I'm no expert.