Midsommer is long dead, and good riddance! It's Midwinnter here at Werewolf Radar and we're sacrificing all the goats, but only after the Chupacabra has its turn (don't worry, PETA, we're pretty sure there won't be any left for us, anyhow.)
While we wait, Jordan uses a listener question as the flint to spark a firey debate about Dracula's bat-form (is it powerful enough to contend with the Thunderbird?), Nate's eyes roll back in his head as multitudinous voices ring out from his mouth, speaking warnings of Hans Trapp: The Pedicidal Christmas Scarecrow, and Roger sharpens his knives and skills at once while answering a Redditor's plea for help identifying a mysterious creature!
We're ready for a real Woodland Critter Christmas around these parts, so ditch that bear rug by the fire for a cold altar of sacrifice in the woods- it's no time to make love to you, woman, it's time to get prepared with the world's premiere paranormal preparedness podcast: Werewolf Radar!
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